Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Get yer shoes and socks off you fanny.

 

[Ant7t]

I can make a suggestion but it might make his eyes water

I would imagine we have the same location in mind

 

[Bernie100]

Just texted in about the foot massager as Tracy from Trumpton. Hopefully he'll read it out.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Are they his plates or the expert’s?

Please consult your medical practitioner or your GP…

Our Bet…If you’re watching… Er… you won’t be because you don’t exist…And Our Kelly (Kelly on the brain) in Poynton….Who also doesn’t exist…

 

[Ant7t]

If he wears the shorts whilst using the foot massager, they may well become even crustier.

If he's anything like Mike (not watching as I write), his brains will rattle free.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Oh God. X rated tv coming up. He’s going to take off his shoes and socks. Viewer discretion advised. Not suitable for children

 

[Megabazus]

Just sent in a complaint to the ASA about that last section on the salt lamp. Eletromagnetic waves from your WiFi etc do not cause positive ions. Unless that is your WiFi emits X-rays or gamma rays in which you would be burnt to a crisp and a salt lamp would be bloody useless. For the salt lamp to emit negative ions and remove the non existent fog it would need to be heated to well over 1000 C (must have one hell of a bulb in it). He will telling us it will cure cancer next. The man is an absolute cretin. …..I feel better after that little rant, I just need to go and find my dog now as he left the room in a hurry when I started to shout some very rude words at the tv.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Blimey,just eaten my egg and chips twice

 

[Ant7t]

Oh God. X rated tv coming up. He’s going to take off his shoes and socks. Viewer discretion advised. Not suitable for children

Avert your eyes

 

[Jazzydrury]

He did mention a Son once

 

[SiRich]

Wow might have to re evaluate my theory of him being late 60's, he must be in his 90s looking at those vile feet and nails, collagen clearly stops working at the ankle

 

[Ant7t]

Blimey,just eaten my egg and chips twice

You liked it so much you bought it up and ate it again?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He’s asking if we would like to feel his calves..urghh and urghh again

 

[galesgal57]

Wow might have to re evaluate my theory of him being late 60's, he must be in his 90s looking at those vile feet and nails, collagen clearly stops working at the ankle

Has he varnished his toenails as well?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

You liked it so much you bought it up and ate it again?

Haha I like to think so but it was the sight of his feet.

Don’t have nightmares viewers

 

[HughTwo]

OMG! The feet are out!!

Of course, he's claiming he has corns and bunions!
And it's the warmest his feet have been all day - more of constant nonsense about cold.
Don't bother with the central heating folks, just heat yourself on a foot massager.

 

[SiRich]

Ive lasted 2 mins, can't take any more, time for Emmerdale to cleanse the mind

 

[Jazzydrury]

Ive lasted 2 mins, can't take any more, time for Emmerdale to cleanse the mind

Emmerdale cleanse your mind u sure,

 

[galesgal57]

He did mention a Son once

Probably a ventriloquists dummy dressed as a school boy.

 

[Ant7t]

Haha I like to think so but it was the sight of his feet.

Don’t have nightmares viewers

I don't suppose nightmares would be an issue: you wouldn't be able to sleep long enough through fright.