Random musings and general banter.

[Bernie100]

If anyone gifts me a fake inspired-by fragrance this Christmas then I'll never speak to them ever again.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If anyone gifts me a fake inspired-by fragrance this Christmas then I'll never speak to them ever again.

Even if Pedro and Mike bought it to the door

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Marvellous new iced lolly range launched this afternoon…

 

[Muttley]

Even if Pedro and Mike bought it to the door

Especially if Pedro and Mike brought it to the door

 

[Muttley]

Marvellous new iced lolly range launched this afternoon…

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So much detail in your pictures. I particularly like "do time for Christmas" in small print.

 

[Francy19]

Not being funny but the brown straps on those bags look awful. No Sally, those bags don’t look high end. Turn over to QVC and see those Paul Costello bags, now they do look high end.

 

[Francy19]

If someone bought me that bag for Christmas I wouldn’t be happy

 

[Battiola73]

See Foghorn Fanny Jacks is wearing black bin liners on her legs again. Hey Ho.
She must’ve been watching Qvc as I see she’s wearing the French tuck look or in her case the trench f.ck.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

She really is the most vulgar, loud little woman.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Most be something about Celebs feeling cold, and needing a blanket in doors, Just heard Kelly Brook say on Heart. She likes being under a blanket at home

 

[Jazzydrury]

Anybody fancy a Sally Sizzler

 

[Jazzydrury]

Wrapping paper really

 

[Jazzydrury]

Not the batteries

 

[galesgal57]

£12.29 on Amazon for the batteries, not £70 Mike

 

[Jazzydrury]

No not a powerbank, One Christmas Eve

 

[galesgal57]

Take a torch to a party to brighten it up. Can it get any more naff?

 

[Jazzydrury]

It’s 2 weeks until Christmas Tomorrow, and they are selling this sh ite

 

[Ant7t]

Take a torch to a party to brighten it up. Can it get any more naff?

You could. Just get some of the Roses and Quality Street wrappers and alternate them over the lit torch. Et Voila. You have your own disco. Just don't let MM near the mike, no pun intended. I heard him singing to the Christmas Village earlier. Had to turn it over

 

[Jazzydrury]

Dad bought me one of those Christmas Villages from Aldi, Believe me the music soon gets annoying

 

[Ant7t]

Dad bought me one of those Christmas Villages from Aldi, Believe me the music soon gets annoying

I don't doubt it.