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    Of course. He's talking about stains and dribble, and pelvic floor issues.
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    It's not funny, I know, but it's the way Mike words it.
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    😲😲
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    If you are a little bit smelly down there says Mike, these will be perfect. A great big advertisement around the elastic to let everyone know you are wearing specialist underwear.
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    Fantastic. Piss repellant undercrackers for men! Soaks up any dribbles. What a charming image. No doubt Pedro would want some for those nasty accidents.
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    Last night's screwdriver set again, the rest of last night's Duchumps again. Why bother?
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    My Dad worked shifts, so worked every Christmas, six till 2, two till ten or nights. If his relief didn't show up, he had to work a double shift. He worked in a control room of a chemical plant, so not manual work, but still not nice at Christmas.
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    He's probably camping on site under a Tamsy tent, snuggled up with a Sherpa fleece blanket, eating Purna gummies, and drinking from an insulated cup (you know the ones that cost a fortune from the coffee chain). He will have plenty of warmth from the numerous heaters on offer, and if he feels...
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    Or, T*ts and Bums Weekly! 🤣🤣
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    Tent Dwellers Monthly?
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    Strictly, Midwife, Wallace and Gromit, Gavin and Stacey, EastEnders and Mrs Brown's Boys. Will have to record them, as we have visitors late afternoon.
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    Too much to do in the kitchen on Christmas day, and too much good stuff on BBC1. A break from IW will be good, as long as I don't get withdrawal symptoms. 🤣🤣
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    One thing is for sure, I won't be watching.
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    Can't they all have just one day off, and show recorded programmes?
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    There's about five houses on our road with lights up. We just have a string of icicle lights across the front of the house, and a light up wreath on the door. Nothing too tacky.
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    Maybe she has the press coming to report on her decorations this afternoon.
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    😲😲
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    Hope she greases herself up with Emu balm, to ease it on, and that it has an easy access flap. 😜🤣🤮
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    Sorry Duke. I hoped Arsenal would lose tonight.
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    I was of course thinking about his bank balance. 😜😜
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