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    Mike just called Torchy Janice! Also someone called Jason texted in to ask if the sewing machine would fix the zip on their Spandex unitard! Is someone taking the p?
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    I was at the RAH on Saturday, and it was all quite refined, no bottles of piss or full pants. I am one of the pensioners who paid a few trips to the toilet, but we were sat on the front row of the arena floor, right next to the steps, so managed to get to the loo without having to queue.
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    Buy the boltless shelving for a TV stand. Wouldn't that look tres chic amongst your mahogany furniture? 🤣🤣
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    Phwoarrr! 🤮
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    There will probably be lots of hasty piddling on Christmas day due to the excitement. 🎄🦃☃️🤣🤣
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    We all know what sort of inflatables Pedro owns. Paddling pool my arse. 🤣😜
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    How will he fit 26 people in his tiny hovel? 🤔
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    Piddling Pedro in his pissy pants, how festive. 🎄🦃☃️🤮🤮
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    Elvis coasters! I can't stand the excitement.
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    Your socks.
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    Callum Best fragrance gift set! Where do they find this 💩?
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    Torchy thrusting his hips in those skin tight jeans!
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    Torchy said the crew clubbed together to buy him a bottle of wine for Christmas. That would be 50p each out of their pocket money then. How much is Blue Nun these days?
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    It's not just the sugar, but the carbs in flour, so I don't eat bread either, although I have bought a small loaf to make turkey sandwiches. That will be my one treat. I'm used to it, but Christmas is hard.
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    I'm diabetic, so don't eat anything remotely enjoyable. No Christmas pudding, mince pies, Yule log or Christmas cake. I make them for my husband and son, but I have to resist.
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    Our chippy is conveniently closed on Christmas Eve, so it will have to be KFC or Chinese. I prep everything for the big day on Christmas Eve, then make mince pies and sausage rolls.
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    Sounds delicious, the fish, chips and peas, not the pudding.
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    I shouldn't laugh, it's a problem for a lot of people, but it's the way he words it.
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    He's been on these underpants for ages now. Talk of leakage and seepage from whatever orifice! A deluge of buyers. Talking of deluges, remember the Billy Connolly sketch about the incontinence knickers?
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    Aw you banged your elbow, bless!
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