Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

"if you want a six-pack, use this".

Complete nonsense.

 

[HughTwo]

Zinc-impregnated pants - are these the ones Of-the-Masons was flogging.

Janis telling you to buy four or five pairs if you're moist down below.
They wick moisture away - away to where?

 

[galesgal57]

Callum Best fragrance gift set! Where do they find this ?

 

[galesgal57]

Zinc-impregnated pants - are these the ones Of-the-Masons was flogging.

Janis telling you to buy four or five pairs if you're moist down below.
They wick moisture away - away to where?

Your socks.

 

[galesgal57]

Elvis coasters! I can't stand the excitement.

 

[HughTwo]

Torchy trying to flog a Duchump for £689.99.

"it's an investment that's going to last a lifetime."

He says he bought a laptop for a grand that will last five years, but a Duchump will be an heirloom piece
Dirty Pedro's chat has gone deep into his brain.

 

[Hammy60]

Oh it's the Roamer copies again, oh and remember the original (okay Roamer's a homage as well) Roamer RRP is approx £680 and can be bought from Jura watches for £578 as against the copy's RRP £2995 which can be bought from IW for £689.99, the Duchump copy is made in the same factory by the same workers using the same materials as the Roamer.

Roamer, a SWISS brand who have history and heritage dating back to 1888 as against Duchump, A UK brand (pretending to be Swiss) have history dating back to 2020.

Something just doesn't add up here.

And Jannice, horologist extraordinaire believes the Duchump is worth every bit of the £2995 RRP. Him, IW and Duchump are taking us for ******* mugs, ********.

 

[Wanderer]

My Dad worked shifts, so worked every Christmas, six till 2, two till ten or nights. If his relief didn't show up, he had to work a double shift. He worked in a control room of a chemical plant, so not manual work, but still not nice at Christmas.

Both of my late parents worked in the NHS on shifts.

Made for some interesting Christmasses.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

What is Nobendio going on about. Auctions? Are we bidding on tat now?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Callum Best fragrance gift set! Where do they find this ?

I thought even Poundland had run out of them…

 

[Wanderer]

I thought even Poundland had run out of them…

They sold the dead stock to IW......

 

[Wanderer]

Torchy trying to flog a Duchump for £689.99.

"it's an investment that's going to last a lifetime."

He says he bought a laptop for a grand that will last five years, but a Duchump will be an heirloom piece
Dirty Pedro's chat has gone deep into his brain.

I only flicked over a few mins before 12 and there he was banging on about heirloom piece. Then it was buy all option and comparing getting all of them for 4k vs just 1 direct from Chrissy Webshite at 3k.

Sounds like an Apple Mac, at 5 years old they class them as vintage. With the short suport cycle they currently provide for OS updates I wouldn't want one if you paid me.

I just hope wherever he bought it from the salesman saw him coming.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Extended returns, I hope?

 

[Jazzydrury]

I went to bed early, seems I missed the fun.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Just Morgan being a tit. Same old, same old.

Though, for some reason best known to himself, he has now decided that he’s an auctioneer running a Bid-Up type falling prices auction format. “On to the next auction,” he continually droned on about. I wouldn’t want to get inside his head to try to work out why.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Natalia has Gut Wealth coming up

 

[Jazzydrury]

Wonder if Peter will have the pants on his shows

 

[Muttley]

Wonder if Peter will have the pants on his shows

I would imagine so. They've probably bought a massive crate of them cheaply.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Probably wearing Tena pants anyway. Maybe he’ll rip those off live on-air, put the new ones on and do an extensive dribbling demonstration to make us all part with our breakfasts via the orifice they just entered.

 

[galesgal57]

Probably wearing Tena pants anyway. Maybe he’ll rip those off live on-air, put the new ones on and do an extensive dribbling demonstration to make us all part with our breakfasts via the orifice they just entered.

Piddling Pedro in his pissy pants, how festive.