Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

Nothing represents Christmas more than damp bags and anti drip pants

 

[Samki]

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Thee pants do exist and are targeted for concert and festival goers. I don’t know what’s worse being hit by a bottle of piss or having a face full of these pants

 

[SiRich]

Amazes me the comparison pictures are always laid out the same way......

Maybe they only use one website to compare from, Harrods perhaps......

The comparison date on it is usually a few weeks ago too, like they are that organised prepping prices in advance like that

Probably just an extra smokescreen to cover the bull****

 

[SiRich]

Thee pants do exist and are targeted for concert and festival goers. I don’t know what’s worse being hit by a bottle of piss or having a face full of these pants

I've got a flashback to a gig in Hyde park, ducking from flying bottles!

 

[Battiola73]

I bought a Molton Brown gift set last year for a relative but got them from Boots on offer (£10 off), I got my loyalty card points and didn't have to wait for delivery. It suited me on that occasion.

I've never used them myself, bit expensive, sort of thing you give as presents. I'm more a bar of carbolic soap and a damp flannel girl. Not really, just being silly! I like Sanctuary products, TK Maxx always have their stuff. And I was bought a Rituals gift box for my birthday, that was lovely.

I’ve been using Molton Brown for years. I used to treat myself to a bottle of shower gel from their shop in South Molton Street out of my Christmas bonus. Recent price increases and discontinued perfumes have made me look elsewhere. I do like the SBC ones but have been wary of ingredient changes since they got bought out. Recently tried Faith in Nature which has more of together scents I like. It’s quite nice but you don’t get the rich lather like MB and the scents are not as decadent.
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[Battiola73]

I see that **** in a hat is on with leather apron Joe.

 

[Wanderer]

I see that **** in a hat is on with leather apron Joe.

Poor Joe, no one bought him a new clean apron for Christmas.

 

[Samki]

I've got a flashback to a gig in Hyde park, ducking from flying bottles!

I go to download festival and have dodged many a piss filled bottle

 

[Muttley]

Thee pants do exist and are targeted for concert and festival goers. I don’t know what’s worse being hit by a bottle of piss or having a face full of these pants

Well, I was at the Royal Albert Hall last night with very refined people cos I didn't get hit by a bottle of piss all evening.

Having said that a load of women of a certain age (to quote Gregg Wallace) were doing the 90mph dash to the ladies in the interval, knocking pensioners over to avoid being last in the queue (The pensioners comment was a joke in case anyone with no sense of humour reads this and decides to comment on my flippancy towards cruelty to OAPs)

Meanwhile I was on my way to the bar...

 

[cheeky chappie]

Well, I was at the Royal Albert Hall last night with very refined people cos I didn't get hit by a bottle of piss all evening.

Having said that a load of women of a certain age (to quote Gregg Wallace) were doing the 90mph dash to the ladies in the interval, knocking pensioners over to avoid being last in the queue (The pensioners comment was a joke in case anyone with no sense of humour reads this and decides to comment on my flippancy towards cruelty to OAPs)

Meanwhile I was on my way to the bar...

I'm imagining you being hit by such a bottle, looking around, looking around, then looking up towards the Royal box only to witness this ...

TAKE THAT ALL YOU COMMONERS!!!

 

[Wanderer]

I'm imagining you being hit by such a bottle, looking around, looking around, then looking up towards the Royal box only to witness this ...

TAKE THAT ALL YOU COMMONERS!!!

Can't believe they'd let Pedro, Herself, Torchy, MoM and Foghorn into the Royal box last night, but hey ho......

 

[galesgal57]

Well, I was at the Royal Albert Hall last night with very refined people cos I didn't get hit by a bottle of piss all evening.

Having said that a load of women of a certain age (to quote Gregg Wallace) were doing the 90mph dash to the ladies in the interval, knocking pensioners over to avoid being last in the queue (The pensioners comment was a joke in case anyone with no sense of humour reads this and decides to comment on my flippancy towards cruelty to OAPs)

Meanwhile I was on my way to the bar...

I was at the RAH on Saturday, and it was all quite refined, no bottles of piss or full pants. I am one of the pensioners who paid a few trips to the toilet, but we were sat on the front row of the arena floor, right next to the steps, so managed to get to the loo without having to queue.

 

[Wanderer]

This thread needs more views....

Ideal World Product of the Year Award

Another year gone and Ideal World certainly hasn't disappointed. As usual they have insulted the Great British Public with their characteristic dismal offerings of cheap useless tat, damaged goods, fake perfume and aftershave, medical products with no medical basis, snake oil supplements, dodgy...

shoppingtelly.com

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Do they really need so long on an item that the majority of people would understand its function and where they could make use of it in their home/garage/hovel?

I hate to say it, but to liven it up a tad we need the expurt PV, at least he could move the shelves up/down and plonk some tat on those shelves.

The trouble is with Simon in particular is his reluctance to offer any form of hands on (other than on the furry animals) contact with the products he is featuring. A case in point the other day was him miming the functions of the karaoke machine, rather than getting his finger out of his arse and actually using the machine properly. Is this down to a lack of preparation on a regular basis Feeling that his spiel is good enough and nothing else is needed? Or being aged anywhere between 62 and 92 depending on product - perhaps he feels vulnerable and Ned Luddish to touching anything where new fangled knobs need twiddling or large dribbling gangles need crangling?

 

[Jazzydrury]

That karaoke machine was a dire sell the other night, I’m surprised if they sold any

 

[Jazzydrury]

Seriously don’t they plan the hours

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Any presenter who starts reading off the back of the box during an on-air presentation has clearly not properly prepared beforehand. I think that is your answer as we see it all the time on there. Mason is far and away the best at bluffing his way through when needed.

 

[Worldie04]

Major excitement coming up at 9pm. If you like fuctions.

 

[HughTwo]

Any presenter who starts reading off the back of the box during an on-air presentation has clearly not properly prepared beforehand. I think that is your answer as we see it all the time on there. Mason is far and away the best at bluffing his way through when needed.

Dirty Peter was trying to demonstrate that tiny safe they were flogging last week and couldn't get it open.
He failed with a poor attempt to use the digital combination and had to open it with keys.
When opened, it revealed the safe was powered by Amazon Basics aaa batteries.

Why weren't they using the world famous Phillips batteries!?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

That ridiculous safe. The one you’d pull off the wall, put in your swag bag and smash it open when got back to the lock-up…Only to find it was full Duchumpybumpy vaatches…