Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

It's not funny, I know, but it's the way Mike words it.

 

[Jazzydrury]

If you had real issues wouldn’t you tell a medical person

 

[galesgal57]

If you had real issues wouldn’t you tell a medical person

Of course. He's talking about stains and dribble, and pelvic floor issues.

 

[galesgal57]

Aw you banged your elbow, bless!

 

[Megabazus]

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Fantastic. Piss repellant undercrackers for men! Soaks up any dribbles. What a charming image. No doubt Pedro would want some for those nasty accidents.

Zinc oxide also can also stop things swelling ( anti inflammatory ). I reckon Bet will buy him a few pairs.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Zinc oxide also can also stop things swelling ( anti inflammatory ). I reckon Bet will buy him a few pairs.

LOL

 

[Muttley]

Surely there's little chance of Captain Knowles being able to present on Christmas Day.
He's bound to catch the stinking cold while he stands next to Emma selling these wonderful laundry bags!

Seriously, a lot of people around me have the dreaded lurgy at the moment. So far I've avoided catching anything and I hope that continues!

 

[Jazzydrury]

I feel I’ve had a *** for everything this year

 

[Muttley]

They should do some for girls just when entering puberty, boys wouldn’t say ooh you smell of Fish or Chocolate.

Filth I Know

In my school it was just accusations of smelling of fish, not chocolate. Nice considering the boys stank of BO

 

[Muttley]

I'm out this evening so I need to rely on you lot to keep me updated. I'm sure you will do an excellent job

 

[Jazzydrury]

I'm out this evening so I need to rely on you lot to keep me updated. I'm sure you will do an excellent job

U better instruct galesgal57

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nice. I just decided to place my M&S dressing gown on what I thought was a glass solid topped hamster area in Pets at Home, as I was working out how to carry both it and my large cardboard box of urinary care dry and wet food (for the dog) to my 1997 Nissan Primera, and then I realised it is an open topped hamster area…Shi…

 

[Megabazus]

Seriously, a lot of people around me have the dreaded lurgy at the moment. So far I've avoided catching anything and I hope that continues!

Went for a hospital appointment this morning and everyone is wearing masks,
Nurse told me wards are full of Covid, Flu and Norovirus patients

 

[Ant7t]

Of course. He's talking about stains and dribble, and pelvic floor issues.

If you suffer from those, I think the white ones would be a no no. Grey ones

 

[galesgal57]

He's been on these underpants for ages now. Talk of leakage and seepage from whatever orifice! A deluge of buyers. Talking of deluges, remember the Billy Connolly sketch about the incontinence knickers?

 

[galesgal57]

I shouldn't laugh, it's a problem for a lot of people, but it's the way he words it.

 

[Ant7t]

My silly sense of humour has just appeared. He's talking about men's underwear and he says, in a nutshell.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He's been on these underpants for ages now. Talk of leakage and seepage from whatever orifice! A deluge of buyers. Talking of deluges, remember the Billy Connolly sketch about the incontinence knickers?

Which part of him? Sounds like a serious hygiene issue.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’m not ashamed to say I have the odd issue, and use like Adult Pull Ups

 

[Muttley]

I’m not ashamed to say I have the odd issue, and use like Adult Pull Ups

We all have our problems in life.

Must go now, my show is starting, back later.