Had forgotten all about Dawn, but can't say I have missed her or her sparkling personality. She always seemed to be going through some kind of drama - which she was always eager to share with her fans. Sounds like the bubble has burst on her business - wonder if she is still peddling those...
Charlie and Ol' Lizard Chops......
........talking over each other for the launch of yet another Honora tsv.:down: Charlie going all wide-eyed and gesticulating as he trots out the superlatives for what looks like a necklace cobbled together from left-over pearls. :talking: Deadly dull.
When you're not expecting to come face-to-boob with a great pair of trussed-up knockers, it must have come as quite a shock to little Craig - suspect he had to have a lie down after. :sweat:
78,000 gone says Julia at the top of the 11pm hour. Don't reckon it will sell out now. Suspect they will be a bit disappointed with the sales, even tho' they have still shifted a shed load.
Poor Craig. Think he has met his match with T & S. Susannah has just hoiked up her dress to show off her control underwear and made reference to her jiggly tits. No wonder Jilly decided to pull a sickie.
Just checked my lottery ticket - won £10. That would almost cover the first easy pay - perhaps it's a sign that I should get the tsv. Would like to try the new body oil. The rest is a bit superfluous, tho' would get used up in the end - probably! Shall I or Shan't I?
Well some of the other kits they are flogging are hardly great value - the 6 piece bath & body jewels, £34.45 inc p&p. I got this recently for £20 from Beauty Expert. What a difference!
.....as just announced by JF.
I hope he gives one to his poor sister - the one that got married recently and had to make do with 'eek wedding rings, according to Craig last night. Really is a case of the 'haves' and 'have nots' in that family.
I'll be getting half a dozen for the 'gifting cupboard' - just in case the post-man-I-wouldn't-know-if-I-bumped-into-him, the-woman-that-cleans-the-common-parts-who-I-don't-know-from-Adam, or the neighbours-I-have-never-passed-the-time-of-day-with, decide to pop in for a thimble of sweet sherry...
Lifestyle Guru with a range of homewares - candles, diffusers, cushions, bed linens, throws etc. All in pastel hues, with the odd bow and frill to give it a romantic feel. Needs to be different enough from what Kelly flogs.
What's the betting that (former?) employees are busily fashioning a wax effigy of Dame Liz tonight to stick pins in? Never mind sauntering across the beach in a floaty pastel number, she's power-walked straight to Coutts with her bags of swag - and by making her millions she's effectively...