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Peter Simon is one hell of a salesman. He was making me want this leather coat but then I saw Sherlock posing in it, in a 1980s Kays catalogue style, and I am put right off again.

How the hell does he sell anything? He is so odious that I wouldn't buy a £1 ipad from him.

Sorry if this offends but....what kind of moron buys a perfume that they have no opportunity to smell first?

Sherlock is just vile isn't he. I have never seen anyone love themself that much. He reminds me of when Harry Enfield used to do an impression of Dr Hilary Jones and would just touch his own face.

The detail that Simon Davies is putting in here is ludicrous. He said "You could wear this top if you are on holiday and go out to the Taverna for a salad and a glass of wine." Why stop there? Tell us what is on the salad.

This is a blast from the past. Just turned bid on and saw a face that looked familiar. I couldn't place him so had a google. It seems the last time I saw him was watching him on playschool in the early 80s! I haven't seen him on a shopping channel before.

Peter Sherlock seemed to be morphing into Peter Simon today. He was flogging some hideous, tatty lamp and he said "it's New York Penthouse, it's Paris, it's intricacy." Meaningless drivel.

There was a wonderful moment though, towards the end of the tablet segment, where Shaun was talking about google translate and saying "Where is the nearest hotel?" to the tablet when you are in spain. Quick as a flash, and with a smug look, Mike said "Where is the nearest hotel?" in French.