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There details don’t make sense
Why not slap on some emu balm, or fiery jack for extra warmth.Who'd have thought it - Pedro suffers chaffing in the groin when he takes the dog for a walk.
Zinc-pants are the answer
Sagcock! That's what he gets for drinking too much mulled wine.
Torchy said last night he will be seeing the New Year in with us, woo hoo! What a dilemma, Jools Holland or Ideal World?
Dirty Pedro's latest weather forecast - it's going to get really cold in the next 7 to 10 days.
That would be just about when they can deliver during this time. Funny that.
Right gang - the compression socks are completely sold out.
We'll never see them again....................unless........unless 40 pairs "bounce back".
I wonder
You really do need to see a GP before you get the green light to wear compression socks. Of course, this as far as I know, is never mentioned by medicine wagon charlatans like Simon with their ‘these will help/these may help’ claims/not claims. Worn for too long, or worn when you shouldn’t be wearing them at all could actually do you serious harm. I’m surprised that they give no disclaimer before buying/wearing to the effect of seeing a medical practitioner in advance when they are selling them. But then again, nothing surprises me about this awful shopping television channel.Are these socks medically tested? I have blocked arteries in both legs, and am not allowed to wear compression socks.
You really do need to see a GP before you get the green light to wear compression socks. Of course, this as far as I know, is never mentioned by medicine wagon charlatans like Simon with their ‘these will help/these may help’ claims/not claims. Worn for too long, or worn when you shouldn’t be wearing them at all could actually do you serious harm. I’m surprised that they give no medical disclaimer to the effect of seeing a medical practitioner when they are selling them. But then again, nothing surprises me about this awful shopping television channel.
Where does this leave all the wild claims for Emu Balm?As usual it is buried in their terms and conditions.
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Health Aids
Health aids are not intended to be used to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or health condition or to substitute advice given by medical practitioners, pharmacists or other licensed health care professionals. You should contact your health care provider immediately if you suspect that you have a medical problem. You should always read the labels, warnings and instructions provided with the product.