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Torchy having a shift where he's in begging mode for people to buy tat.

Lots of nonsense about buying a bottle to drink more water and comparing it to him buying a £5.80 coffee.
Also claiming coffee hydrates you but "Coffee is unlikely to dehydrate you. Though the caffeine in coffee may have a diuretic effect, it's unlikely to dehydrate you."
If you eat coffee yes, but we drink it made with water and normally milk.

Then a rubbish tool kit - a mini hammer to test the reflexes on your knee! 🤣

But it's worth it for the roll of very sticky tape - the stuff "expert" Peter Volauvent normally demonstrates.

Honestly, are we watching some sort of spoof channel?
 
HughTwo said:
Torchy having a shift where he's in begging mode for people to buy tat.

Lots of nonsense about buying a bottle to drink more water and comparing it to him buying a £5.80 coffee.
Also claiming coffee hydrates you but "Coffee is unlikely to dehydrate you. Though the caffeine in coffee may have a diuretic effect, it's unlikely to dehydrate you."
If you eat coffee yes, but we drink it made with water and normally milk.

Then a rubbish tool kit - a mini hammer to test the reflexes on your knee! 🤣

But it's worth it for the roll of very sticky tape - the stuff "expert" Peter Volauvent normally demonstrates.

Honestly, are we watching some sort of spoof channel?
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Masons had that kit earlier, said it was just about the tape.
 
Classy ‘This is a MISTAKE’ routine. Trouble is with Morgan, he couldn’t lie well enough to save his own life, let alone anybody else’s. “We are waiting for the phone to ring asking us to move on,” he feigned, badly. Then the stupid tw…kept setting off my Siri by keep saying…Siri - turn off the shyte…er light…Siri- Are you sure, Master? Yes, Siri… would I lie to you?? Siri…No comment, Master…
 
Torchy "asked" to bring back Duchumps, even though Of-the-Masons had an hour of them.

Usual tripe about them being worth "£1795, a professional divers watch, swiss made, luxurious............
And claiming Chrissie Duchump loses money on watches by giving them to Ideal World because they use it as marketing = complete and utter bollox :mad:
 

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