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An Ideal World mobile phone deal would certainly offer text charges by length (£2.99 per word for 20 feet or less), ceramic calls only from one nominated room in the house, 500 feet of string for external activities, a 1MP
camera for any Christmas breakdowns on the A(1)M and their renowned and bespoke “Open the Fuc…and You’ve Bought It, You Cu…’ fourteen days return policy. AKA…This isn’t just any rubbish deal…This is an Ideal World rubbish deal…
 
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An Ideal World mobile phone deal would certainly offer text charges by length (£2.99 per word for 20 feet or less), ceramic calls only from one nominated room in the house, 500 feet of string for external activities, a 1MP
camera for any Christmas breakdowns on the A(1)M and their renowned and bespoke “Open the Fuc…and You’ve Bought It, You Cu…’ fourteen days return policy. AKA…This isn’t just any rubbish deal…This is an Ideal World rubbish deal…
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Oh, the IW mobile is a joy........not only does it do calls.....not only does it text......you can use it in a front room, in a bedroom......in the downstairs loo.
It also runs on Phillips batteries - as we know, they are the elite power source in the world.

I does heat up a little, but that means I can huddle round the phone under a sherpa blanket in my damp hovel and get warmth because it's so cold, alright.
Reception was a little iffy - then a dab of emu balm on the tip of the aerial got things sorted.

Muriel has one........go on, 'ave a buy.
 
Just bought the Philips PerfectDraft Beer Keg Machine from Amazon on a deal. Hugely irresponsible when you look at it rationally, but it is Christmas, so it is a sort of gift to myself. I have seen one first-hand in operation and it certainly is a massive improvement on some of the versions by other manufacturers before and now alongside it.

Of course, where the money is made is on the kegs, which cost around about £30 to £40 for the equivalent of just over 10 pints of beer. You buy the machine thinking that you'll make one last the month, and then find you've drunk the entire keg in a couple of weeks or less. That's the problem!!

I can just imagine Ideal World's classy, rival version:-...

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Meant to post about this a couple of days ago. You know the item Masonic Mike tells the motorway story about, turns out the model they demonstrated on air which had the air compressor, they didn’t actually have that one in stock and sent out one with no air compressor. You couldn’t make it up. Loads of bad reviews on Trustpilot.
 

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Blimey. Edwards has put some timber on. When I saw his bottom half only (clothed, thankfully - him not me). I thought Mrs. Mills had come back to life to model the chav Sunday car boot sale day out/evening out for the entire family in ED - making the sick wait even longer attire er....sports track and field clothing, I mean.....You have to feel incredibly sorry for the material holding him in. Let alone the dreadful material coming out of his and Caine's gobs. Dumb and Dumber was a great film, I recall.
 
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Blimey. Edwards has put some timber on. When I saw his bottom half only (clothed, thankfully - him not me). I thought Mrs. Mills had come back to life to model the chav car boot attire er....sports track and field clothing...
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haha was thinking the same needs to sign up to a couch to 5k asap

Definitely a case of hero to zero despite Becques adulation
 
Caine helpfully suggests the benefits of 'psychological' heat for the poor, hapless penniless, gormless and Internetless they relentlessly focus their sales pitches upon. Essentially, psychological heating means you are freezing in your hovel, but the imitation log-burning lights from the £99.99 electric heater you can't afford to run in the first place will make you think your gonads aren't in an ice block, and your dentures aren't in an in-depth conversation with themselves. Edwards says he is frightened to put another log on his log burner due to costs. Funny, though, why he persists with this form of heating, instead of going for the fake cast iron, electric look they are offering..
 
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It’s on 5 Flexis ud still be paying for the guff after you used it.
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I thought it was quite irresponsible offering to be able to pay over 5 months on something that is only a supposed 14 day course. Mike was saying buy a few in case they work! And if they don't you can return the unopened other packs.
These look pretty expensive to me, and having taken a look at the ingredients on the GW website I think you probably get something as good by going to your local supermarket chiller cabinet. You know the stuff I mean. 😉🛒
 

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