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Jazzydrury · Sunday at 1:28 PM

For me it was just my grandad, Parents were born post war.

I do have all his medals

Muttley · Sunday at 1:40 PM

historymystery said:
You're right, this is becoming increasingly common - is it because the newly-created Campaign for the Rights of Apparel Police (or CR&P, for short) have outlawed the use of plural terms? Does it disadvantage two trouser legs, when each should be treated as an individual? Answers on a postcard, please...

It took me a while to work out what the letters stood for

.

Perhaps they only come with one leg and you have to buy two if you have two legs. I'd better shut up as I don't want us being ripped off more than we are already

Duke of Cheese · Sunday at 1:48 PM

See Walter is sitting on the bed in a shoe and a trouser and a sock combination. Then again, those black socks are rather sheer. A tight, perhaps?

Duke of Cheese · Sunday at 1:50 PM

galesgal57 said:
Poor old soul can't afford a service station coffee, so he carries a flask.

That’s to collect urine samples from the other presenters in. After all - he’s been taking the pi ss for decades..

Battiola73 · Sunday at 1:52 PM

Jazzydrury said:
Vending machine coffee has to be the worst, I don’t mean those that give out Nescafé etc, but the ones that used to come in yellowish cups

I remember old vending machines that dispensed tea, coffee, hot chocolate and soup all through the same spout/nozzle. All into a thin plastic cup that burnt your hands and was really flimsy.

Battiola73 · Sunday at 1:55 PM

historymystery said:
You're right, this is becoming increasingly common - is it because the newly-created Campaign for the Rights of Apparel Police (or CR&P, for short) have outlawed the use of plural terms? Does it disadvantage two trouser legs, when each should be treated as an individual? Answers on a postcard, please...

Almost as bad as QVC, with trouser, shoe, pump, knicker, tight, glove etc.

Duke of Cheese · Sunday at 1:59 PM

I remember the Payne’s Poppets machines on the Underground platforms. Put in your two shillings for your chocolate covered raisins, pull the drawer - nothing. Pull the machine off the wall in retribution and get nicked by the BTP…I was in the BTP…..Not the chocolate machine wall puller offer, by the way..

Battiola73 · Sunday at 2:07 PM

Just having a flick through the EPG guide on Virgin and what do I find.

7pm on 12th November on QVC Perricone Skincare with NATALIA.
Is the fish lipped gargoyle changing allegiance from IW or is it an error on the EPG?
Will she be on with Karra the usual BA who also has had work done on her mush?
I’ll have to tune in to see.

Battiola73 · Sunday at 2:12 PM

Duke of Cheese said:
I remember the Payne’s Poppets machines on the Underground platforms. Put in your two shillings for your chocolate covered raisins, pull the drawer - nothing. Pull the machine off the wall in retribution and get nicked by the BTP…I was in the BTP…..Not the chocolate machine wall puller offer, by the way..

Oh that brings back memories. That used to be my treat when Mum was taking me to Great Ormond Street Hospital. Waiting on the platform at Shepherds Bush Central Line station and Mum hitting the machine to dislodge the packet. I’m sure it was only 6d in those days (Mid 50s). I liked the toffee ones but it was often pot luck what you got.

Hammy60 · Sunday at 2:31 PM

Duke of Cheese said:
See Walter is sitting on the bed in a shoe and a trouser and a sock combination. Then again, those black socks are rather sheer. A tight, perhaps?

Well considering they quite often flog women's fashion stuff as unisex, Leggings, bags, fragrances, then it wouldn't surprise me if the blokes at IW partake in some crossdressing.

Herring · Sunday at 3:57 PM

Hammy60 said:
Well considering they quite often flog women's fashion stuff as unisex, Leggings, bags, fragrances, then it wouldn't surprise me if the blokes at IW partake in some crossdressing.

Not Mike though. He's all man. A mans man. Lambretta polo shirt. Bench jeans. Dunlop socks. And a 5-pack of polyester Nicce undercrackers chaffing his masons.

During cooking shows he likes to remind viewers "I'm a real man, I only eat things that have breathed/moved".

I could call him a caveman or a dinosaur in that regard.

…plus a few others.

Muttley · Sunday at 5:21 PM

Duke of Cheese said:
See Walter is sitting on the bed in a shoe and a trouser and a sock combination. Then again, those black socks are rather sheer. A tight, perhaps?

It's for when he leaves and gets changed into his alter ego, Muriel

Jazzydrury · Sunday at 5:47 PM

Ooh he’s back at 6pm

Jazzydrury · Sunday at 5:52 PM

Gen just said they sold a smart phone earlier. Did anybody watch it, was it any good

galesgal57 · Sunday at 6:00 PM

Pedro has Numii collagen! But he promised us we wouldn't see it again. He really is a magician, and knows what we want to see.

Duke of Cheese · Sunday at 6:02 PM

Jazzydrury said:
Gen just said they sold a smart phone earlier. Did anybody watch it, was it any good

Not really…

Jazzydrury · Sunday at 6:04 PM

Peter said Julen joined us is that the West Ham boss

galesgal57 · Sunday at 6:09 PM

Bet's getting the fluffy lurex rug and cushion for their playroom. Hes in meltdown now because the price is too low. Massive Christmas stocking arriving tomorrow, can't wait.

galesgal57 · Sunday at 6:14 PM

galesgal57 said:
Bet's getting the fluffy lurex rug and cushion for their playroom. Hes in meltdown now because the price is too low. Massive Christmas stocking arriving tomorrow, can't wait.

Should read stock.

Jazzydrury · Sunday at 6:23 PM

Peter is hyper tonight

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