Peter Simon Stock Phrases - please feel free to add
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Gift Horse
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"So get excited....and when you get this home...smile...just smile.....because you've just got yourself a .... Dunlop Shaver."
PeterSnaggletooth
Dr. Lobitoff 👨⚕️
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“This place is alive.”
“Well done if you got that.”
“This is the best [insert item] we’ve ever brought to air…”
“Bang my back door, kiss me anorak, tickle the ivories.”
*smoker’s cough interlude*
“I’ve had a day of it. I went to see Dr Lobitoff…”
“I’ve got a clearout buy, this is a price to clear! Don’t miss this!”
“Right.”
“Well done if you got that.”
“This is the best [insert item] we’ve ever brought to air…”
“Bang my back door, kiss me anorak, tickle the ivories.”
*smoker’s cough interlude*
“I’ve had a day of it. I went to see Dr Lobitoff…”
“I’ve got a clearout buy, this is a price to clear! Don’t miss this!”
“Right.”
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As I say. You count how many times he says it.
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Ooh I’ve got Stains on my Sherpa
Gift Horse
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"Go on, treat yourself.... that's exactly why you all tune into Ideal World on Freeview Channel 51......absolute corker of a deal."
"Bob, Jenny, Mungo, Jerry..... Muriel's in......John, Paul, George, Ringo......Well done to you all....what a great buy."
"Bob, Jenny, Mungo, Jerry..... Muriel's in......John, Paul, George, Ringo......Well done to you all....what a great buy."
Paul Laver's Wig
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We're coming to the busiest part of the show
Not only because
Buy two
Just buy it
Just look at that, isn't it stunning. Have you ever seen anything like it. It's extraordinary.
Buy three
There's several of you online
'ave a buy
3, 2, 1 go. Buy buy buy
WHAT! No..
Not only because
Buy two
Just buy it
Just look at that, isn't it stunning. Have you ever seen anything like it. It's extraordinary.
Buy three
There's several of you online
'ave a buy
3, 2, 1 go. Buy buy buy
WHAT! No..
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Do you know who I was?
Gift Horse
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"This watch is worth 1800 pound of anybody's money....wow! the collectors are coming in for it now...they're all over it like a rash...so you're gonna have to be quick if you want to get it."
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Gift Horse
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"This Emu Balm will cure back ache, knee ache, migraines, lumbago, arthritis,.......measles, German measles, acne, vertigo.....malaria, gonorrhoea, polio, heart murmurs, typhoid......cancer, Covid 19, obesity, yellow fever, syphilis, etc..........individual results may vary."
historymystery
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If the NHS would only buy Emu Balm from IW, then they could reduce the medical staff salary bill by about three-quarters.
Herring
Muriel's in
"Good luck if you get it"
"In my nigh-on 40 years of shopping TV I have quite simply never brought a deal to air as good as this"
"For two tenners and a fiver, plus your p&p, you go and a 'av a buy" [told off in ear] "…er, that's the first of 5 flexis"
"We were just saying before we came to air, one could easily expect to pay [ridiculous amount] for [item that never costs that]"
"You're the first in the UK to see it on this world launch …clearance price, there will be no more"
"Well done if you got one at home… What's next, Charlie? Right *cough* we've got Chr—" [VT cuts him off]
"Our Bet swears by this, ok"
"The team and I have spent nearly 2 years trying to get this, so get it while we've got it"
"In my nigh-on 40 years of shopping TV I have quite simply never brought a deal to air as good as this"
"For two tenners and a fiver, plus your p&p, you go and a 'av a buy" [told off in ear] "…er, that's the first of 5 flexis"
"We were just saying before we came to air, one could easily expect to pay [ridiculous amount] for [item that never costs that]"
"You're the first in the UK to see it on this world launch …clearance price, there will be no more"
"Well done if you got one at home… What's next, Charlie? Right *cough* we've got Chr—" [VT cuts him off]
"Our Bet swears by this, ok"
"The team and I have spent nearly 2 years trying to get this, so get it while we've got it"
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Charley….No…..This HAS to be a mistake..This plastic model urinals was meant to come to air at £459.99…Charley…The PHONE IS GOING TO RING, CHARLEY…No…..In all my 48 years on shopping television I nev… THIS IS…Charley?? No…Charley…Don’t answer the phone…We are going with £9.99….Viduka…Garincha…Napunto…They will banging my back door over this…A PLASTIC BESPOKE REPRESENTATION OF A PUBLIC LAVATORIES BY YOUNG MALE ARTISANS OF THE FEMALE GENDER…for…You MUST put this on your house insurance…Bev??? Eric??? Order me one…I don’t…Right…Okay….
Gift Horse
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"We all thought that these had sold out earlier....which one's in the lead now Charley? Red?......No, Black's in the lead....that's a big surprise because we all thought that Red would be the first to go....this is getting really exciting now....it's a race to the finish....just go and get the one that you want before they both go."
