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It's nothing to do with him being musical.....or not - more than ever, he's saying anything to flog tat.

They prefer not to give the specification, country of manufacture etc - it's all about emotion.
They're trying to create emotion, excitement, a need for the product.
It must work with some people.

That's why Ofthemasons gives it all "feel the music", "ave it, come on", "honestly gang, these will fly", "So, so busy and I'm not surprised. Don't miss out". "Seven days a week and twice on Tuesday".
All completely meaningless.

Just tuned in and Janis said "Don't feel I'm laying it on thick".
Yes, we do feel you are - just like Ofthemasons, Mother Theresa, Dirty Peter and the rest.....
and when someone asks a question like that, they scramble for the box and if it isn't on there they don't know and go back to the guff. Someone 'in the business' should have these answers and know them and put them on the screen
 
The Elvis album he claims is complimentary is actually £20, as the turntable is £49.99 from Amazon. He's "singing" along to his so called favourite songs, unfortunately he doesn't know the words. He is a total fake.
Granted this is more expensive, however I'd say save up that bit longer and if you absolutely need a turntable with built-in speakers, buy something like this ...

 
Granted this is more expensive, however I'd say save up that bit longer and if you absolutely need a turntable with built-in speakers, buy something like this ...

If I was concerned about sound quality I would happily pay for the more expensive one. It's still a relatively small price to pay.
 
Do you think that's a euphemism for something rude?🤔
No, I just think he has a very poor command of the English language. He makes up words when he can't think what to say. He was hilarious "singing" along to Elvis, muttering and stumbling over the words. He's only going to get worse as he gets older, think Joe Biden. He will have to be dragged kicking and screaming away from IW.
 
Peter Simon Discography: -

UK Singles;-
1972 I’ll Go to Hell (Me) Satan 666 No. 56
1979 Ronald (McDonald) Where’s Your Troosers Ripoff Records 999 No. 47
1990 Christmas Rattan - Cak Records 1 No. 160
2008 Clocks (Cheap and Nasty Ones) Flying Out The Door Records Shyte 65 No chart position
2023 Michael Cane Multibuy Records IPGold5 No. 256

UK Albums

Best of (On Postage Stamp) Masterbaking Records 8 No Chart Position
 
Peter Simon Discography: -

UK Singles;-
1972 I’ll Go to Hell (Me) Satan 666 No. 56
1979 Ronald (McDonald) Where’s Your Troosers Ripoff Records 999 No. 47
1990 Christmas Rattan - Cak Records 1 No. 160
2008 Clocks (Cheap and Nasty Ones) Flying Out The Door Records Shyte 65 No chart position
2023 Michael Cane Multibuy Records IPGold5 No. 256

UK Albums

Best of (On Postage Stamp) Masterbaking Records 8 No Chart Position
I’ll ave a buy - how many flexis? Oh know I might miss out,
There’s only 50,000 000 left 😳🤣
 

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