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With all his double shifts, I’m surprised he just doesn’t do 7 days a week.
Maybe Peter is poor, he hasn’t been on Holiday this year has he
Maybe Peter is poor, he hasn’t been on Holiday this year has he
Or any more awful presenters…
Back to gussets again?Peter has a lot of damp
He probably has a lavish lifestyle despite the living in a hovel persona he tries to paintWith all his double shifts, I’m surprised he just doesn’t do 7 days a week.
Maybe Peter is poor, he hasn’t been on Holiday this year has he
Chef Mark? Anybody who regularly sees or hears him on-air will doubt his credibility as a competent chef. Telling us about his experience of Michelin ‘Four Star’ restaurants and pouring water into a powered on grill with the dangerous consequences of doing so.
He'll be trying to flog something, even in Hell - electric heaters, anyone?It’s like people in general in life who do wrong by others and know they are doing it. The best they can hope for is oblivion. The worst? As Simon has said himself - Hell awaits. Or being forced to watch the morning beauty hours in a room full of the Gammone, on a loop forever more.
He very much strikes me as a person totally ill at ease with the role he is performing. Like a steeplejack with vertigo, a marionette operator with Pupaphobia or a meet and greeter with Agoraphobia. He looks an absolute bag of nerves at times, and to the extent he seems to lose the power of cogent thought. I am sure he poured that water into an electric grill because he failed to think straight at the time. He ought to be sent out on The Michelin Four Star Restaurant Hunt. That should take him a few decades of looking.Given his lack of demonstrable skills, I dare say his experience in Michelin 'four star' restaurant kitchens was as the pot washer…
…until the restaurant burnt down which is why 'Mark the Spark' made a side-step into selly TV.
He very much strikes me as a person totally ill at ease with the role he is performing. Like a steeplejack with vertigo, a marionette operator with Pupaphobia or a meet and greeter with Agoraphobia. He looks an absolute bag of nerves at times, and to the extent he seems to lose the power of cogent thought. I am sure he poured that water into an electric grill because he failed to think straight at the time. He ought to be sent out on The Michelin Four Star Restaurant Hunt. That should take him a few decades of looking.
I hope he didn't specify where the damp was...Peter has a lot of damp
At least Keith Floyd could drink and cook!He very much strikes me as a person totally ill at ease with the role he is performing. Like a steeplejack with vertigo, a marionette operator with Pupaphobia or a meet and greeter with Agoraphobia. He looks an absolute bag of nerves at times, and to the extent he seems to lose the power of cogent thought. I am sure he poured that water into an electric grill because he failed to think straight at the time. He ought to be sent out on The Michelin Four Star Restaurant Hunt. That should take him a few decades of looking.
I always thought he was more of a cooking enthusiast. The sort of person who talks a good game on Come Dine With Me but everything is from the supermarketGiven his lack of demonstrable skills, I dare say his experience in Michelin 'four star' restaurant kitchens was as the pot washer…
…until the restaurant burnt down which is why 'Mark the Spark' made a side-step into selly TV.
And a long weight and a glass hammer...After he's found the tin of tartan paint, he'll be right on it.
And his gussetI think he said it was in muscle area between his ears.
Give it a couple of months, and he will be going to bed in his woolly hat, with his hot water bottle. Or so he says.He will be sat around, his numerous fans and Artic Cubes today
He will be sat around, his numerous fans and Artic Cubes today
I wish there was more choice of reaction emojisSat in his stained blue shorts with his top off to show off the "definition" in his abs he attributed to vibration technology during Vibrapower shows. I always had to look away during those - he'd lift his polo up, flash his hairy belly, and insist there was definition there…
Lucky Bet, eh!
Hey, maybe once ol' Mark has found a 4-star michelin restaurant, tartan paint, and a glass hammer he can go looking for Peter's abs…
I wish there was more choice of reaction emojis