Random musings and general banter.

Is this IW3? They're doing a cookery show before 10am?!!

galesgal57 said:

I haven't seen her actually eat anything yet.

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Her body is a temple

Duke of Cheese said:

Don’t think she does beauty either.

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I keep hoping for mark to come on like Arthur Brown with his headrest on fire

She suggested doing pasta in the air fryer. The chef misheard her and thought she might have said pasty. I can just her imagine getting those giant lips around a nice big steak and onion one…particle by particle…until she’d got to three calories..

Here comes Battery Boy…My aunt, my uncle, my granny, my grandad, my little boy, my agent, my publicist…Dunlop Lips now going to try something from the fryer…some AIR….May the £9.99 relentless family purchase analogies, parade of plastic you never knew you wanted, then found out why you didn’t, begin.

They have the Dash Cam back Woop

How exactly does a cheap front-facing dash cam pick up a reverse into your side of the car in a supermarket car park when the side of your car is parallel with the other vehicle? That was his analogy. My dash cam cost around £250 and doesn’t offer to the side filming…Same shi….about insurance companies offering discounts for low grade dash cam use on board. Name one? Just tell ‘em anything, Torchy. That’s the level of customer respect they demonstrate. Now linking his little boys as future drivers. Jeez…

My God…What next…Two lavatory air fresheners containers you can wear around your next as giant faux headphones… “Who is going to be wearing them?” he speculates… Erm…The gullible with no sense of style or common sense? Toilet air fresheners installers? Talking of toilets…he is so full of sh…Quick..grab the lot…The Filf are ‘ere…Scarper….

Duke of Cheese said:

My God…What next…Two lavatory air freshener containers you can wear around your next as giant faux headphones…Quick..grab the lot…The Filf are ‘ere…Scarper….

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Usual not direct comparison, £30-£40 elsewhere.

£7.99 on Amazon.


Why do IW staff have trouble finding decent priced comparisons.

Blowing a gale in his face, yet his hair ain't moving, must be super glued in place.

He is either ignorant of their Gallery’s disingenuous tricks on prices elsewhere, which he shouldn’t be? Or he is happy to mislead? Which is it? I wouldn’t buy a paper suitcase off him…I feel so sorry for those taken in by this stuff enough to buy. Another yoof dragged out to front of camera to pull out his extendable line. I see they prefer the £57 price unsourced direct price comparison (significantly the most expensive). At least the real Ideal World showed several sourced ones.

Duke of Cheese said:

He is either ignorant of their Gallery’s disingenuous tricks on prices elsewhere, which he shouldn’t be? Or he is happy to mislead? Which is it? I wouldn’t buy a paper suitcase off him…I feel so sorry for those taken in by this stuff enough to buy. Another yoof dragged out to front of camera to pull out his extendable line. I see they prefer the £57 price unsourced direct price comparison (the most expensive). At least the real Ideal World showed several sourced ones.

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£5.99 on ebay

The irony is they actually have it at a competitive price but they just can’t let go of trying to exaggerate the savings. I think somebody new would need to come in at the top of their management structure to stamp out this awful culture of selling they employ.

He says £57 is a fair price and he would buy it at that price.

The RRP… Somebody tell Torchy. Save him being ripped off.

Library must be shut this morning. Van Milktraee is here.

What I can't understand, why can't the presenters demonstrate vacuum cleaners, mops etc themselves. Can they not speak and move around at the same time?

galesgal57 said:

What I can't understand, why can't the presenters demonstrate vacuum cleaners, mops etc themselves. Can they not speak and move around at the same time?

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It's because they operate in a vacuum.

Probably cheaper than buying Van Bighendghone a tea, a sandwich and 20 Bensons each day. Get him to do something instead while he is hanging around the studio.

Von Stockingstuffer hanging around like a bad smell. Vacuum expert, fan expert now bedding expert. I can't imagine how he would find the time to go back to acting. His work must be sooo rewarding.

Jazzydrury said:

Her body is a temple

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A ruined temple