Random musings and general banter.

Peter V for Vacuum.

Whether it's plug in or corded Wet or dry Peter V is your guy
He's the expert you can trust
To suck up all your dust.

More Duchump watches from their never ending supply. Limited stock my ar*e

Breaking news Pedro has quit,Dr Lobitov broke it off during the night!
The ointment for the chafing has not dulled the pain.
His left eyebrow has been sent out to the chemist,for pain killers as the Opatra has caused a blockage in his Suez Canal
Any funny walks from now on are not intentional

Jacks selling some ghastly tuppenny-ha'penny fragrance called Greed - makes Gammon sound chic and Old Spice for the social elite. "It doesn't matter what you look like," she says - 'Put this on and you become attractive to me." Peter Simon?? Are you listening?? Are there no depths she'll sink to in order to try to flog tat?

Duke of Cheese said:

Jacks selling some ghastly tuppenny-ha'penny fragrance called Greed - makes Gammon sound chic and Old Spice for the social elite. "It doesn't matter what you look like," she says - 'Put this on and you become attractive to me." Peter Simon?? Are you listening?? Are there no depths she'll sink to in order to try to flog tat?

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Sounds classy. Its all very 1980s, Wall Street movie "greed is good". Glad their products have an up to date vibe about them

Matey would be more alluring.

Rob was on late last night flogging a portable turntable, with a free greatest hits of Elvis LP. He couldn't play it of course, but the muzak coming out of it sounded like what my late Dad would have called "a bag of hammers". A real quality item at £59.

galesgal57 said:

Rob was on late last night flogging a portable turntable, with a free greatest hits of Elvis LP. He couldn't play it of course, but the muzak coming out of it sounded like what my late Dad would have called "a bag of hammers". A real quality item at £59.

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galesgal57 said:

Rob was on late last night flogging a portable turntable, with a free greatest hits of Elvis LP. He couldn't play it of course, but the muzak coming out of it sounded like what my late Dad would have called "a bag of hammers". A real quality item at £59.

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The turntable should have been the free gift.

Muttley said:

Sounds classy. Its all very 1980s, Wall Street movie "greed is good". Glad their products have an up to date vibe about them

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Looking forward to the return of shirts with white collars and red braces. And huffing great mobile phones.

Muttley said:

I'm going to have the song from the advert in my head all day now

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Always think if you can remember a jingle from an old advert then the advertising agency have done there job. I remember some going back to the 1950s, Pepsodent toothpaste, Hoover and Murray Mints.

Jazzydrury said:

He’s said every year this will be my last.

Saw Natalia selling the Vibration machine earlier, fair play on her she asked sensible questions

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Did she use it and if she did, did it vibrate out her lip fillers?

Battiola73 said:

Always think if you can remember a jingle from an old advert then the advertising agency have done there job. I remember some going back to the 1950s, Pepsodent toothpaste, Hoover and Murray Mints.

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The one I remember best went “They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty, they’re very tasty!”

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Battiola73 said:

Did she use it and if she did, did it vibrate out her lip fillers?

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She used it sat on a chair

Another classy item….The suitcase must be by his feet..

Mason does genuinely love himself…

headintheclouds said:

Tell me something, SaintsLad… Do you think presenters misleading viewers with incorrect information is acceptable?

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You will be delighted

headintheclouds said:

I’m just curious, galesgal. I see SaintsLad for exactly what they are. I simply wonder how that question would be answered and if they possessed even a shred of integrity.

I think we all know the answer to that already though.

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Goodness, reading your posts and you really have it in for me. Charming.

You know nothing about me, so please stop the pointless attacks.

Not the fan again, Or is it a fan heater now as I’m freezing my nu..….fingers off here. Oh….30 degrees in the next seven days, and even hotter, the Beautiful Bald Fella says…£400…£300…£200…50p….Who does their weather forecasts? The BBC app states temperatures of around between 19 to 26 degrees in central England until the 29th July…

Duke of Cheese said:

Depends which Saintslad is logged in? Mum, Dad or Baby one.

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Incorrect

At least Mason is getting around the studio this evening - unlike some.

saintslad said:

You will be delighted

Goodness, reading your posts and you really have it in for me. Charming.

You know nothing about me, so please stop the pointless attacks.

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This is the last time I’ll be responding to any of your posts. That you say ‘pointless attacks’ tells me everything I need to know about you as I’ve never done anything of the sort. Antagonising and trolling here really is your ‘modus operandi’ - how sad. I’ll be joining the ranks of all who completely ignore you from here on in.

It amazes me that anyone can be bothered trawling through old posts looking for something to be offended by. Too much time on their hands perhaps.