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.....and firstly, you've got to find the gusset to undo; in my (limited)experience it tends to get 'eaten' :whoops:

Ne'emind the gussets Mrs J, as a thong wearer you must be wearing quite a few you've forgotten about! <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D10%252F10%255F1%255F101%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_101.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D10%252F10_1_101%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>
 
i was enquiring for my friend who's just had a birthday ;) I wear thongs myself.

Can you get thongs that have the same effect? I would imagine they would cut you in two?

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What do they do to the poor woman? :confused:

Shes smuggling out a meercat.
 
:1: I have some Slim'n'lift short things, which I wear to improve my silhouette under a certain dress. I don't find it particularly fiddly to put on, but there's definitely a knack to it, and I've got a very strong bladder :4: But I can't imagine where all the excess goes if you've got a whole set of Pirellis to stash!!!

:doggie:
 
Never mind Sheaghlaer, what's happened to Lynne!...she looks like an all in wrestler :eek:

It looks like her left(our right) nipple has got seepage and the other one is sweating like a glass blowers arse!
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Never mind Sheaghlaer, what's happened to Lynne!...she looks like an all in wrestler :eek:

It looks like her left(our right) nipple has got seepage and the other one is sweating like a glass blowers arse!
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What concerns me about underwear like this, is when you can see on the model a roll of fat pushed up at the back over her bra, why would we want to buy it? Far from sucking it all in, it creates unatural rolls elsewhere.
 
How much dignity are these ladies prepared to sacrifice for the sake of their jobs? <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F18%255F5%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_18_5.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D4%252F4_18_5%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>
 
It's really not nice. Those rolls have got to go somewhere. I'd rather they were in places rolls should be, rather than sticking out unexpectedly. :eek:
 
It's really not nice. Those rolls have got to go somewhere. I'd rather they were in places rolls should be, rather than sticking out unexpectedly. :eek:

Absolutely PP - much better to have your tummy facing forward, rather than backwards and under your armpits <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D8%252F8%255F1%255F222%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_1_222.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D8%252F8_1_222%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>
 
Never mind Sheaghlaer, what's happened to Lynne!...she looks like an all in wrestler :eek:

It looks like her left(our right) nipple has got seepage and the other one is sweating like a glass blowers arse!
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Like a glass blower's arse OMG!!!! Fantastic analogy...thanks, I'm laughing heartily as I type! They even make the ladies whose figures aren't bad look terrible as everything is poured into these hideous garments, so what flesh they would normally have is no longer evenly spread, and most probably unnoticable is thrust right into your face! And Sheilagh is it, either they've secreted a towel around her waist in the first shot, or given her a pair of trousers that are too small for her therefore won't do up around her middle, and for the second shot, hey presto....her correct size!
 
beggars can't be choosers ladies....:tassles:

Well you'd 'ave to beg wearin' one of them things Mrs J <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D23%252F23%255F31%255F4%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_31_4.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D23%252F23_31_4%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>
 
thanks everyone this thread has had me in hysterics, all this shapewear stuff is bad on QVC as well, from that mad Spanx woman torturing her relatives on live TV, to the new QVC Brazilian range (!!!) - where the woman kept saying knickers all the time and the presenter (might've been Pipa) didn't like to say that word LOL

Does anyone really find 'shape wear' comfortable?
 
thanks everyone this thread has had me in hysterics, all this shapewear stuff is bad on QVC as well, from that mad Spanx woman torturing her relatives on live TV, to the new QVC Brazilian range (!!!) - where the woman kept saying knickers all the time and the presenter (might've been Pipa) didn't like to say that word LOL

Does anyone really find 'shape wear' comfortable?

No, it's chuffin' horrendous! feels like a sweaty tornaquet!
 
thanks everyone this thread has had me in hysterics, all this shapewear stuff is bad on QVC as well, from that mad Spanx woman torturing her relatives on live TV, to the new QVC Brazilian range (!!!) - where the woman kept saying knickers all the time and the presenter (might've been Pipa) didn't like to say that word LOL

Does anyone really find 'shape wear' comfortable?

I've never tried it and after seeing those pics, nothing could ever make me.
 
Well this thread has made my day! thanks to all of you for giving me such a great giggle, it's cheered me up! and I agree with you all...why would anyone want one?
 
Does anyone really find 'shape wear' comfortable?

I've got the Slim'n'lift shorts Rento, and they're fine, but then I don't have a lot of excess flayling around all over the place!!!! Just wear it under a particularly well fitting dress to give me a really smooth silhouette.

If I'm wearing tights, I'll get the bum, tum and thigh control ones, and they work just as well.

:doggie:
 

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