I have looked into my crystal ball and predicted what the SBC TSV will be (see separate thread). What are YOUR predictions for QVC in 2013?
Here are some more:
1) Julia Roberts will present an hour in a white Primark furry onesie, Uggly bootees and a Dennis Basso scarf, making her look like a size 14 / 16, oh sorry size 12, chinchilla.
2) Alison Keenan will practise for the World Talkathon Championships.
3) Pippa will turn into a drunken lush and chuck a bottle of gin across the studio.
4) Craig will go on holiday to the Gran Canaria and return looking like he's been rubbed by a giant emery board. Hel will also be unable to walk straight, and talk straight.
5) Alison Young will have a wardrobe malfunction and will look a little lopsided when her shoulder pad pings out! She will shrug it off with a little frog-eyed look and start shrieking about her preeeeemyem products with active ingredients for you that will make a difference to your area.
5) Claire Sutton will make a Freudian slip that reveals her to be a member of Mensa.
6) A former popular figure from the olden days will return.
7) A less popular figure will return also.
8) Jan Springer will dye her hair an unusual colour - like blue - and it will really suit her, or she won't, and that will really suit her too.
9) Suzy Adams will come back wearing highlights in her hair, a patchwork quilted jacket and creole earrings, hyperventillating over the hypercleean process. She will have a gap in her teeth and look slightly uncomfortable whenever the camera looks at her front in in MCU or BCU.
10) Some boring, crafting American old bint will come on and charge £19.99 + P&P for a few cheap stickers and a stencil.
11) Tova will launch a new fragrance, and will change her hairstyle.
12) Jennifer Kirk will be sectioned and dragged off set live on air by men in white coats only she will blind them with her magic dust and go away with the fairies.
13) Michele Hope will come on in a simpering Barbie voice, wearing an 80s style dress. Claire Sutton will present the hour and there will be more friction than Suzy Adams's nylon bedsheeets!
14) Liz Earle will write a book called "Cool as a Cucumber...and soothing Natural Source Vitamin E capsule."
15) There will be an Ojon TSV with a showing of footage of Dennis and Silvana going up the Amazon in a canoe! Again!
.....................TO BE CONTINUED.........
Here are some more:
1) Julia Roberts will present an hour in a white Primark furry onesie, Uggly bootees and a Dennis Basso scarf, making her look like a size 14 / 16, oh sorry size 12, chinchilla.
2) Alison Keenan will practise for the World Talkathon Championships.
3) Pippa will turn into a drunken lush and chuck a bottle of gin across the studio.
4) Craig will go on holiday to the Gran Canaria and return looking like he's been rubbed by a giant emery board. Hel will also be unable to walk straight, and talk straight.
5) Alison Young will have a wardrobe malfunction and will look a little lopsided when her shoulder pad pings out! She will shrug it off with a little frog-eyed look and start shrieking about her preeeeemyem products with active ingredients for you that will make a difference to your area.
5) Claire Sutton will make a Freudian slip that reveals her to be a member of Mensa.
6) A former popular figure from the olden days will return.
7) A less popular figure will return also.
8) Jan Springer will dye her hair an unusual colour - like blue - and it will really suit her, or she won't, and that will really suit her too.
9) Suzy Adams will come back wearing highlights in her hair, a patchwork quilted jacket and creole earrings, hyperventillating over the hypercleean process. She will have a gap in her teeth and look slightly uncomfortable whenever the camera looks at her front in in MCU or BCU.
10) Some boring, crafting American old bint will come on and charge £19.99 + P&P for a few cheap stickers and a stencil.
11) Tova will launch a new fragrance, and will change her hairstyle.
12) Jennifer Kirk will be sectioned and dragged off set live on air by men in white coats only she will blind them with her magic dust and go away with the fairies.
13) Michele Hope will come on in a simpering Barbie voice, wearing an 80s style dress. Claire Sutton will present the hour and there will be more friction than Suzy Adams's nylon bedsheeets!
14) Liz Earle will write a book called "Cool as a Cucumber...and soothing Natural Source Vitamin E capsule."
15) There will be an Ojon TSV with a showing of footage of Dennis and Silvana going up the Amazon in a canoe! Again!
.....................TO BE CONTINUED.........
