Silver Fox
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- Mar 14, 2010
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I'm just running my Ronseal bath as I type. I plan to be wearing a leather look belt for my photo, a la Jodie Marsh. Just a leather belt. I shall have not one, but two male lovers with me, both of whom are called Jose and both of whom smell of Paco Rabanne. I will be showing off my donor sperm baby bump for the first time (it came from sperm sent in by a well wisher). If you could give me a yell and let me know who you are I'll do my best fish wife trout pout and stick my bum cheeks toward the camera. I will also remember to call my two male lovers Pete and treat them like plop on a stick.
See you there!
You'll know me-- I'm the one on the push bike, will try not to fall off into the gutter but am very @ home there. Not sure about the belt look--very last year---needs a twist to update.-Me thinks you have Glen aka QVC fashion guru as your stylist? Max Clifford is standing by, I see £££££££££'s You will not be buying FROM QCV you will OWN it--now start thinking of the changes you'll make!!!!