Where's Craig?

[Klosblue]

Does anyone know where Craig's gone? I haven't seen him for a few weeks now.

Maybe he's having a long holiday

But then again :Thinking2: I haven't see Diamond-Lyn around for a wee while

You don't think she'd kidnapped him do you?

Or maybe they've eloped

And now they're away on Honeymoon

And maybe when they come back

Oh well just hope the "other Mrs C" doesn't find out!

 

[sweetpea]

He is away on holiday,I remember him saying so just before he went.

I do miss his cheeky wit in the morning!

 

[reanebeanie]

Love your post Klosblue! Really cheered me up!!

I was wondering about Craig as well, hopefully he will be back from his hols soon!

 

[diamond-lyn]

Yes Klos Craig's on holiday

Been off-screen for 17 days 1 hour and 55 minutes now

I miss the cheeky git too sweetpea

He's gone to that direful place again

... what's it called? oh yeh, America

....

Never mind, not too long now .... he'll be back at the end of the month

Told me to keep myself busy writing the wedding list?
Don't need much so a whip-round for just a couple of things would be appreciated thanks.

this so he can bomb up the M6 to my house

and these

so I can stop him leaving​

 

[mummy bear]

oh lynn you have made me laugh

 

[diamond-lyn]

Never mind laughing Carla, think on

You only have 8 months to come up with a cunning plan to get rid of
husband no.1 or we'll have a heartbroken Matt on our hands

.... just an idea?

 

[mummy bear]

great plan id fogotten about him lol

 

[Klosblue]

:Hiya: Lyn glad you've not eloped after all since I'm Chief Bridesmaid. Your BIG Day just wouldn't be the same without all the Gems Gals!!


Mummy Bear I think you should dump Matt!

It would be awful to break up such a happy family

 

[Sammi]

eeee Lyn you didnt tell me Craig had a Bugatti! I might fancy him now lol

what's the latest on this wedding then?? oops praps I'd better traipse over to the other thread...altho it might have degenerated into goodness knows what by now...

 

[diamond-lyn]

Cute bear family Klos

trying the guilt card are we?

nah, nothing will manage to extinguish
the burning desire MB has for Matt

.... nice try though

And no we're not eloping, there's no way I'm gonna lose out on
the million

OK deal for exclusive wedding pics

I have my eye on a nice little weekend country retreat

Sammi I'm well impressed with your knowledge of cars
doubt many recognized the Bugatti

Craig didn't want anything too flashy and although he doesn't own it yet
he has put down a £20 deposit & will pay the rest when you lot cough up

 

[Sammi]

pah! I'm not subsidising his supercar!

 

[Lady Darls]

Lyn, will your wedding ring be from Gems, oh and i'll chip in towards the car if you like, do you do paypal?:12345:

 

[diamond-lyn]

Thank-you Lady Darls x
nice to see someone contributing to the pressy fund

I'm sure Craigy will appreciate it too ... he should be landing any time soon.


... oh look out! here he comes now

Yes of course a Gems wedding ring ... chosen this one out of the shop

yes a rubber ring ... stunning isn't it?
Rather expensive at £24 but Craig thinks I'm worth it.


And I'm liking your sign very much Darls

won't ask where you got your information from
but I'm presuming it's not from first hand experience?

? hope not!

Anyway thanks again Lady D x
.... additional contributions grateful accepted guys

 

[Sammi]

my initial thought was which body part that ring is intended for Lyn!

 

[diamond-lyn]

my initial thought was which body part that ring is intended for Lyn!

​

eh?

dunno Sammi but if it fits on any of Craig's body parts other than his fingers the wedding's OFF!

By the way Gems is it re-sizable? The ring, not Craig's

 

[Beady Belle]

I saw that the other day Lyn and wondered who would buy it, then again, it's rubber, so maybe there's a 'niche' market out there, especially as a horsey fetish is supposed to be the most common
:doggie:

 

[Nessarose]

I saw that the other day Lyn and wondered who would buy it, then again, it's rubber, so maybe there's a 'niche' market out there, especially as a horsey fetish is supposed to be the most common
:doggie:

I think that's extremely common, we'd never do that sort of thing round here!