Can you imagine Mike on Strictly!!!!! 'Now then guys, up next is xxx an' xxx. They are going to present to you tonight the passay doh-blaay, yea, I'll tell you guys, I could watch them dance this six days a week and twice on Sundays, they are brilliant! Now although xxx is a fat bird, she is very light on her feet, well she was today when she had the runs! *purses lips and waves hand in front of face. Tess Daley throws hands over face and makes groaning sound* now guys, I know great dancing, I really do, an' wat you are gonna see now is great dancing! Me 'n the goddess love to dance out in the country where I live, but she has problems wiv her plates so we can't do it as much as we'd like. Jive was a particular favourite of mine but all that moving around, well, didn't help wiv her...eh, well, let's just say, it got a little bit 'windy' I'll just leave it there guys.....you know what I mean! *Tess faints*