PJ.
In an Ideal World ...
You have claimed that the JPD is freaking you out because it smells so much like your favourite fragrance, but is a fraction of the price. Well Bingo Balls why not just get JDP as it is so much like it but so much cheaper. No thought not. Good enough to sell to us to make the money you make so you can get your expensive after shave but not for you. Whatever, you are easier to read than 50 shades of grey but half as fun. You claim time and time products should replace x y or z like the dongle replacing Sky but yet you have Sky. Just be honest for once. If you can.
PJ
PJ