Valentines day gifts show on monday

[Ozzy]

items include;
*special edition Karcher in red with two handles so couples can wash their car together

*special edition window magic in pink with 'i love cleaning but i love you more' sticker

*red / pink striped washamat with room for two to wipe their feet at the same time

*13 in 1 ladder with 'he loves me,he loves me not' printed on alternate steps

and finally;
*shocking pink ankle length velour sequin embellished kaftan emblazoned with...'take me, i'm yours'

Cant wait :tassles:

Sooooo romantic ! i was thinking of getting the Mrs a paint roller :30:
Ideal world have lost it with products and prices.

Garry

 

[BusyLizzie]

Sooooo romantic ! i was thinking of getting the Mrs a paint roller :30:
Ideal world have lost it with products and prices.

Garry

Oh, go on then - spoil her.......just think of the fun you can have rolling together!! :54:

 

[calico]

What about some 'Easily Yob' for when you fancy a bit of rough?

Personally, I fancy those long loppers...

 

[rosey]

How about a pair of matching Polopancho's so you can look 'cool' when you go out in this cold weather - if your date is not that attractive you could get him/her to wear it rolled right over their head.

And a Bissel for cleaning any mess off the carpet if you get 'carried away'???

 

[Mrs James]

Bearing in mind your idea of 'shaping up' is rather different to the rest of us Mrs James...

hey you....shape up or ship out :strangle:

 

[Nessarose]

hey you....shape up or ship out :strangle:

Ahoy there Mrs James...

 

[Kathy]

Steph is expecting champagne and Nigel just wants some free love. (don't we all)

 

[Chess]

Steph is expecting champagne

in a bath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anna_Key]

Steph is expecting champagne

in a bath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

With liquid displacement she'll only need two bottles to fill it :54:

 

[Charlies Girl]

and Nigel just wants some free love. (don't we all)

Oh please!:26:

 

[saffron bun]

Rio laser hair removal so you can romantically do his back,sack and crack and he can do your pits,bits and t*ts

:35MSL!!
Genius reply, Thank You Mrs J for making my day!!!