Valentines day gifts show on monday

[Mrs James]

items include;
*special edition Karcher in red with two handles so couples can wash their car together

*special edition window magic in pink with 'i love cleaning but i love you more' sticker

*red / pink striped washamat with room for two to wipe their feet at the same time

*13 in 1 ladder with 'he loves me,he loves me not' printed on alternate steps

and finally;
*shocking pink ankle length velour sequin embellished kaftan emblazoned with...'take me, i'm yours'

Cant wait :tassles:

 

[Mommabear]

The roomba

Let the roomba give the place a good going over, leaving you free to give each other a good going over :e016:

 

[Mommabear]

The pocketsurfer :12:

Ideal gift for the couple who have to be apart this Valentines Day

Check up on each other and see what they're up too........ while the cat's away.....:7::3:

 

[Beady Belle]

The pocketsurfer :12:

And there was me thinking that was a euphemism for something involving 'work with hands'
:duh:

:doggie:

 

[uptheferrets]

:58:
:18:

 

[petpixie]

limited edition pink, heart shaped mattress topper for an IW night of love on the floor

 

[BusyLizzie]

Red Paint Partner with two roller attachments to enjoy that special feeling you can only get when rolling together..........:3:

 

[Mrs James]

i knew you lot wouldn't let me down :laughs:

 

[Mrs James]

Rio laser hair removal so you can romantically do his back,sack and crack and he can do your pits,bits and t*ts

 

[petpixie]

items include;
*special edition Karcher in red with two handles so couples can wash their car together

*special edition window magic in pink with 'i love cleaning but i love you more' sticker

*red / pink striped washamat with room for two to wipe their feet at the same time

*13 in 1 ladder with 'he loves me,he loves me not' printed on alternate steps

and finally;
*shocking pink ankle length velour sequin embellished kaftan emblazoned with...'take me, i'm yours'

Cant wait :tassles:

I take it the kaftan's already on the order list Mrs James?

 

[Mrs James]

I take it the kaftan's already on the order list Mrs James?

i'm hoping a 'secret admirer' has bought it for me :13:

 

[Mommabear]

Valentines Day Special........DIY Fix It With a Frenchie Kissy :10:

 

[Mrs James]

and a bloon ride for Virgins ( with or without Howard )

 

[Mommabear]

Virgin Balloon "Celebrations" Flight Package for Two

Join the 'mile high club' bloon version......up, up and away ........for those that like an audience :60:

 

[Mrs James]

and definitely a special edition I-Joy with a seat made for two

 

[petpixie]

matching scented opentoed flea-flots for a truly comfortable suck...

 

[Mommabear]

Fellas........for that special lady in your life

Moira C Accessories Special

Be as passionate as MoiraC herself........get your lady in the club :5:

 

[Mommabear]

Ladies........if that special man in your life just doesn't know where to put it at the end of the day...



Natural Image Wig Accessories Kit......for the man that has everything, except his own hair :7:

 

[BusyLizzie]

Polti Steam Iron for smoothing out those wrinkly bits and pieces - and let's face it we've all got some.........:54:

 

[BusyLizzie]

Can't believe we haven't mentioned "Touch & Bond" to help you stick together!!