Twaddle ...

[Spooky]

The sort of person who would use this would wear smart clothes, a skirt or a dress, she'd wear high heels, she's very feminine, always got make up on, wants to feel sensual - ITS ONLY A RUDDY SHOWER GEL WOMAN, goodness get a grip.

 

[Catherine]

It is, it is! Complete nonsense, who do they think falls for it? This is my first post here, :hi: ,it's a short one but had to agree with you!

 

[donna255]

But L'Occitane bath and shower products are magic, and if we use them we too will be this woman.:tongue:

 

[lilian]

Will I ??? I'll give that a go then :mysmilie_378:

( Rushes off to the bathroom )

 

[Gemma1]

Will I ??? I'll give that a go then :mysmilie_378:

( Rushes off to the bathroom )

Did it work Lilian?

 

[Akimbo]

I shouldn't risk my husband and son using them then?

Jude xx

 

[Ilovelulu]

The sort of person who would use this would wear smart clothes, a skirt or a dress, she'd wear high heels, she's very feminine, always got make up on, wants to feel sensual - ITS ONLY A RUDDY SHOWER GEL WOMAN, goodness get a grip.

Ah selling the dream! Selling the dream! lol

Mmm and there was me thinking that shower gel was there to get you clean and make you smell nice! Silly me!

 

[jinnyjamjar]

I assume that, if you dress it down with a little ballet pump or pant it won't work then?

Bugger - that's me down the local Pound shop for my toiletries then....

Jinny x

 

[Gemma1]

It is, it is! Complete nonsense, who do they think falls for it? This is my first post here, :hi: ,it's a short one but had to agree with you!

Welcome, Catherine, have fun.

 

[lilian]

Did it work Lilian?

Sadly I have to report that it didn't Gemma1. :blush:

Despite lathering myself up well with L'Occitane in the shower & then waiting for the miracle to happen I am still in my jeans wearing my comfy slippers, no make up & certainly not feeling very sensual.:sad:

Can anyone throw any light on what I might be doing wrong ? Really worried as afraid I might get a visit today from the L'Occitane police:bandit:

 

[nicnac]

Really worried as afraid I might get a visit today from the L'Occitane police:bandit:

Oh no! Not only did I shower and moisturize in L'Occitane, but, I also shampooed and conditioned my hair with L'Occitane this morning. Really quaking in my slippers now!

 

[Gemma1]

Jeans and slippers eh, Lilian. Well that's one up on me 'cos I'm still in my pj's and dressing gown. Mind you, I WAS waiting for the results of your research. Seems as though I 'll have to keep using the old carbolic soap and living my life as usual. Another illusion shattered.

 

[Loveinamist]

I don't want to be that woman. AY shouts at her, and pulls her hair.

 

[HoodedClaw]

But L'Occitane bath and shower products are magic, and if we use them we too will be this woman.:tongue:

Me too? :wonder:

Now I call THAT impressive! :clapping:

 

[Silver Fox]

Me thinks le Q are getting even more desparate for sales & with that even more fanciful ( if that is poss)
I have to admit I do like L'Occitane' like JR it is the ONLY soap I EVER use & it does last ages so is not that expensive.We passed through Portsmouth the other week & visited the shop at Gunwarfe where the prices are good.Now I am back 'up North' I wll be going to the shop @ Cheshire Oaks.Resisted the TSV as I did not need ( how impressed with myself am I?) I am ( as every year) TRULY P******off with all the Christmas stuff.Have I had a Sleeping Beauty moment & woken up on Christmas Eve, if so have missed my flight out!

 

[caretodiffer]

mmm...could be somewhat right . I have lots of their stuff.
I " wear smart clothes, a skirt or a dress, she'd wear high heels,(used to wear high heels, won't be able to the heels on for longer than 30 mins now) she's very feminine, always got make up on,(like to think I am feminine, but don't wear foundation and may be the only female in this forum who does not wear mascara :grin: ) wants to feel sensual (clean and smell nice would be closer to the truth)

 

[Ballerina]

the sort of scent you could wear with anything, to any occasion....... give me strength!

 

[caretodiffer]

the sort of scent you could wear with anything, to any occasion....... give me strength!

I cannot stand their spray perfumes, I only meant smell nice after the bath