Things you wish presenters would say

[iamasmall]

Ok so i got the idea from 'things presenters say' but here goes.

ali young. buy this and use it whilst baking in the sun drinking a beer and lighting a ***, after all life is short enjoy it

dale franklin ahaaaa i'm alan partidge

anne dawson, you know what after all the limetree pies i can't be ar@ed, i'm of for a *** vodka and tonic, bit more easyog and will sleep it of under nn duvet

julie on a kim and co show. viewers if i'm honest this is vile nylon crap save your money, by the way if i did wear crimpolene i would go for large in this hideous ensemble
ali young on genie. literaly crap save your money girls

any presenter with a t caller. pi@@ off i am not interested in your flipping bunions

 

[Snoopy]

Ali Young................ i'm going now.

 

[Mrs James]

''fairy dust my ar$e''

 

[Julie]

Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Dennis, your favourite animal abuser !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mrs James]

''i'll be honest with you....i unpick the L labels and replace then with S ones''

 

[iamasmall]

ali k stuff the teacher spend the money on a bottle of harveys bristol cream

 

[PearlyQueen]

Any presenter to Mr Basso - F**k off you murdering b*****d

 

[calico]

Jilly Halliday- "I got my ears pierced"

Ali Young- "I've bought a sunbed"

Amika- "I hate this make-up "

Julia Roberts - "I'm a size zero"

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

Ali Young....Jump to your TV remote and press the mute button then you can't hear my irritating nasally whine.

Julia Roberts..I'm wearing a large!

Charlie Brook..this is my last ever show,thankyou and goodnight.

Claire Sutton..Gollygoshycheekycuddleychops I really am annoying aren't I?

Jilly Halliday...anyone seen Gok?

 

[Tricia ^^]

To be honest with you - they gave me one of these last week to try......

I can confirm that it is sh*te.

 

[iclaudipuss]

The nylon/crimplene mix of this material could set your crotch on fire so do be careful.

 

[Mrs James]

''Mrs J has this and looks the dog's boll***s in it''

 

[iclaudipuss]

I find that the thrush I get from the chafing of these pants responds well to natural yoghurt.

 

[Andamooka]

Today is my last day with QVC - Craig ohhhh arrrrrr Oi'm youseless

 

[iclaudipuss]

These colour changing LED lights go all night...as do I.

 

[shushkin!]

I find that the thrush I get from the chafing of these pants responds well to natural yoghurt.

love it!

Queen bee Julia "These Jimmy Choo's are killing me!"

Sarah "Cough Cough! I think I have a dictionary lodged in my throat"!

 

[inatizzy]

"The price I keep quoting for you is totally meaningless because as you are FULLY aware I NEVER mention the P*SS Taking Postage"

 

[Mrs James]

Jill goldsmith; ''I've been whisked away to heady nights in the Cheshire Oaks outlet''

 

[suzywoozy]

Julia Roberts "can't you tell I've stopped doing the Pilates, or at least don't do it as religiously as I used to"..... oh, and mine is an xtra large.

sorry, feel very bitchy today!!!!!

 

[inatizzy]

Julia Roberts " I am NOT nor have I EVER been a size SMALL"

Charlie Brooke " I am going to take sooo long to open this little box that you will probably fall asleep"

Glen campbell "When I say 'story' I do of course mean completely 'make believe' and you shouldn't listen to any of it"


oooooh I'm enjoying this!
inatizzy