I've been walking these streets so long,
In Birkenstocks I bought for a song
My bunions now know every dirty highway I walk down
Where "a little trouser" is "this season's story"
And a "crisp, white shirt" will bring me glory;
Is it any wonder I've checked into retail therapy?
There'll be a load of compromisin'
With a Dreamkeeper shawl on the horizon,
But I'm gonna be where the Butler & Wilson is shining on me...
Well, I really don't mind the rain,
And Michele Hope cardies hide all the pain,
But the style guru claims I'll need something by Indigo Moon
To pop over "a little tee", created by Quacker Factory,
But I'm gonna be where the Slim 'n' Lift is shaping me...
Like a Rhinestone Cowboy....