The One Dress by Bobo

[Anna_Key]

The static must be like the Northern Lights in your bedroom MrsJ!

 

[Anna_Key]

anyhow i'm off to Maccies....see you all at 8 for the date

Enjoy your meal, will you be supersizing? :mysmilie_12:

 

[Mommabear]

I think Lynnn is only a size 16 when they want her to be, in the slimming pants shows. I've heard her say she's a 12/14.

Looks like she's wearing this

 

[Mommabear]

Enjoy your meal, will you be supersizing? :mysmilie_12:

....that and doubling up

 

[Anna_Key]

Looks like she's wearing this

WTF?....is that your latest buy, Momma?:mysmilie_17:

 

[Anna_Key]

I hope she leaves room for her battenburg, it could upset her enjoyment of the 'one' dress if she has to leave some.

 

[Mommabear]

She's always got room

 

[Pinkpussycat]

Oooo not long now.....I can feel my sapo rising :mysmilie_307:

I'll go for the slashed to the waist option first, that should cause a stir down the butchers, might even end up having a ham shank to celebrate........that's me not the butcher....but you never know :mysmilie_374:

:mysmilie_61: Dirty mare.

 

[Mrs James]

crikes...come back lynne;all is forgiven !!

 

[Mrs James]

Janet's Bobo?

 

[Mrs James]

am i watching on my own here?????

 

[merryone]

am i watching on my own here?????

Sorry, no...I'm just mesmerised by that scarecrow woman who's purported to have invented this ahem...dress! The Lydia Sylvestry infinite dress has been going for years...so how can she say she invented it?

And without meaning to sound bitchy, they couldn't have chosen a worse model to try and make this dress look decent! She looks like she's just got out of the bath and has thrown a grey towel on!

Also hate it when they try and break the cost down by saying you're getting 10 dresses for a fiver each.....your not, you're getting one sheet of stretchy fabric for £50!

 

[Mommabear]

I'm on the phone

 

[addy]

No, I'm here but not for long - I honestly can't stand it. And what a funny looking woman

 

[Mrs James]

I'm on the phone

.......samaritans?

 

[Mommabear]

.......samaritans?

Nah, QVC

 

[Mommabear]

'busiest point of the hour right now'

 

[Lottie]

Well I'm watching it now (nothing else on telly before Corrie).

The idea is good, but the fabric is AWFUL!
The hem looks dreadful, especially on the stone colour where you can see where it's all gathered.

Ellis keeps wittering about how she could have got away with wearing the smaller style....erm Ellis, sorry to be brutal, but no you couldn't - your bum is already sticking out a mile in the one you're in and those black tights look awful with the red.

I think it's grossly over-priced for the quality. The fact they are trying to make out you're getting a dress for a fiver shows it's priced for the concept and not for the quality or style.

I might be going deaf, but does she keep talking about the "DNA" of the fabric? Or is she mispronouncing "Denier"?

And Ellis, it's a cummerbund not a cumber band :mysmilie_17:

 

[Mrs James]

'busiest point of the hour right now'

well i'm busy.....noshing cake :mysmilie_518:

 

[Mrs James]

i'll need to 'size up'