Except it was tight everywhere on you
I think that was the appeal for her, she got chaffing where she never knew existed...hussey :mysmilie_17:
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I think that was the appeal for her, she got chaffing where she never knew existed...hussey :mysmilie_17:
Mrs James
aka bella battenburg
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Mommabear
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That was the look on her face when she was chewing on her gusset, whilst trying to bend for that Battenburg she dropped :mysmilie_17:
I think I know what it is!!!! It's the "infinite dress" reborn! Remember the one that was advertised on Pitchwell a couple of years back. Basically, it's a sheet of black or red clingy fabric with two ties. You're supposed to be able to fashion it into several different styles which can take you from the office to the dancefloor in one deft movement. Of course it comes with an instructional dvd, so simple it ain't!!!!! I actually bought one...and it was truly awful, I paid a small fortune for it as well. The couple of times I wore it, it felt really insecure, and I was scared it was going to unravel itself, and it clung like buggery. Then to add insult to injury they reduced it to a fiver!!!!
Mrs James
aka bella battenburg
ooh i can't wait
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Beady Belle
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So basically, it's a bit of cloth that you can wrap around yourself in various ways:mysmilie_1857: I think the Roman's beat them to it, only they called theirs a Toga :mysmilie_697:
Mrs James
aka bella battenburg
ooh slashed to the navel looks ideal for work :mysmilie_83:
have you seen the trouserskirt? looks suspiciously like itsacrap.....
Mommabear
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Here it is!
O Bob :mysmilie_374:
Want to invest in something versatile, stylish, comfortable and affordable... but not sure where you might find a garment so perfect? Look no further.
The One Dress is the answer to every girl's nightmare! One dress that can be worn in a number of different ways - it means you needn't pack as much in your holiday suitcase. With just one dress that can be adapted to suit any occasion, you'll be ready for anything!
There are so many looks you can create, you'll be amazed.
£49.99
£5.99 P&P
O Bob :mysmilie_374:
Want to invest in something versatile, stylish, comfortable and affordable... but not sure where you might find a garment so perfect? Look no further.
The One Dress is the answer to every girl's nightmare! One dress that can be worn in a number of different ways - it means you needn't pack as much in your holiday suitcase. With just one dress that can be adapted to suit any occasion, you'll be ready for anything!
There are so many looks you can create, you'll be amazed.
£49.99
£5.99 P&P
Mitzi
A bit of a Tiger
Too true Mommabear. Truely amazing c**p.
Money safe, no sale here.
Money safe, no sale here.
Oooo not long now.....I can feel my sapo rising :mysmilie_307:
I'll go for the slashed to the waist option first, that should cause a stir down the butchers, might even end up having a ham shank to celebrate........that's me not the butcher....but you never know :mysmilie_374:
I'll go for the slashed to the waist option first, that should cause a stir down the butchers, might even end up having a ham shank to celebrate........that's me not the butcher....but you never know :mysmilie_374:
Mrs James
aka bella battenburg
^^^ do we think Lynne's had a ****y job? ^^^
Oh good God! Although I don't know why I'm surprised! Yup, it's the infinite dress reborn, and it looks every bit as bad as it did before, no, actually it looks worse. At least with the Lydia Sylvestry version, came a slick infomercial, with the fabric cleverly and carefully fashioned onto young, skinny tanned modells, showing deft changes from day to night, from pool side to party. IW as only IW can do, have thrown it onto a middle aged lady who's size 16 and wearing tights, who's got that look about her that says "don't expect me to walk in this, I can feel it falling off already". Believe me, it is as clingy and uncomfortable as it looks, I think I wore mine once, maybe twice... and I was terrified that it was going to work itself loose and I'd be stuck in the toilet trying to remember how it went!
.....and at £50 ffs!!!!! Hardly what I'd call affordable!
.....and at £50 ffs!!!!! Hardly what I'd call affordable!
Mommabear
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I love how it clings round the knee area :mysmilie_374:
Well if she has remind me not to ask for the name of her surgeon! they look like they should be sunny side up :mysmilie_17:
I like abit of cling when I walk with the added danger of being exposed at any second....I think I'll get one in each colour :mysmilie_374:
That top pic looks like she's got a sheet wrapped around her neck, and whats that ridge halfway up! this truly is dreadful....I hope they have ju on, imagine her shot putter shoulders trying to keep it on :mysmilie_61:
Mrs James
aka bella battenburg
i don't think i have anything that doesn't cling :mysmilie_114:
Mrs James
aka bella battenburg
anyhow i'm off to Maccies....see you all at 8 for the date
