Yes the whiskers demo was laughable because of the utter crapness of it, but you know, on amazon there are loads of good reviews for it! Mind you many of the people reviewing it say they normally hoover 2 or 3 times a day (wot????) so obviously there isn't anything for it to clean up!
have you seen this amazon review?
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-rev...iewpoints=0&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending
Imagine if that thing set fire to your rug - demonic whiskers! :mysmilie_15:
Whiskers time to clean one room - 5 hours
Time to get out vacuum cleaner and hoover entire house - 15 minutes
Im suprised that the (rip off) P & P on this utter piece of satanic garbage was not £6.66.
I suspect that a new Wirral avatar featuring and horned DP is already being produced!
Indeed, satanic it most certainly was.
In fact I am slowly coming round to the notion that Peter Simon's drivel may in fact be for the purpose of spreading subliminal sinister incantations.
I think we need to be gravely worried.
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but of course! now so much makes sense
I think I'm even more scared now you've brought it to our attention, it almost makes it even more sinister!
I'm more worried about the concealed message behind Gollum's Goddesses farting stories.
And I dread to think what the real meaning of the fungus feet tale is, I think it's a dark tale. So very, very dark.
Don't have nightmares. And DON'T tune into Bid at 10pm, he'll get you otherwise. Wh would have thought something as everyday as a vacuum cleaner could have such wicked intentions?
Wirral, that could begin to explain his 'Cult' following?