Tan Luxe TSV 18/04/18

[Julius]

I always find it bizarre when I walk down London's Edgware Road how there are so many tanning / skin bleaching shops. It's like people just can't accept the skin colour they've been given! It's total madness.

 

[Julius]

Forget Liquid Gold, with Tan-Luxe you've got liquid lurid orange! Nice if you want to look like you've over-imbibed on Irn Bru.
Imagine all those pasty, cellulite-riddled legs up and down the length and breadth of Britain being tinged amber. The texture and colour would resemble the neck of a 1980's Lucozade bottle!

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/491947959279538880/

 

[candycane]

Forget Liquid Gold, with Tan-Luxe you've got liquid lurid orange! Nice if you want to look like you've over-imbibed on Irn Bru.
Imagine all those pasty, cellulite-riddled legs up and down the length and breadth of Britain being tinged amber. The texture and colour would resemble the neck of a 1980's Lucozade bottle!

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/491947959279538880/

You've been in Newcastle on a Saturday night then, Julius :mysmilie_17:

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