Kimberley - good effort, the odd boo boo but really threw herself into it, very enjoyable!
Nicky - fab effort, what are the judges on........too meek & mild, then too aggressive, make your stupid minds minds up FGS! I liked it anyway, even though I hate that ruddy song....& he looked great in a tux!
Dani - no real mistakes but a bit weedy I thought & a tad dull, still looks like she's 'training' rather than 'performing'?
Michael - love Michael but......oh dear, oh dear, oh bl**dy dear!
Lisa - *must think of my blood presure here*, again, what are the judges on??? Flat-footed, clumpy, more grinning/gurning/side by side stuff *stop it Lisa, stop it now, enough all bl**dy ready!* Out of time, out of step & her feet appeared to be superglued to the floor at one point, this is getting stupid now!!!
Louis - good effort from Strictly's closest thing to an 'enfant terrible', highly entertaining & for once he actually looked as though he was dancing with Flavia instead of by (& for!) himself!
Denise - oops, the wheels came off a bit there luv, not yer best effort to date & that dress did her no favours whatsoever considering she has not the faintest hint of a 'figure' & oh dear, all that hesitating & 'preparing' made for not very entertaining viewing I feel! Of course there were no 'hips', she has no hips!