I now have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only it's 45 years late.
I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own place to live. I don't have a curfew, but then I don't go out anyway. I have a driver's license and my own car, but again, I don't go out. The people I know are not scared of getting pregnant and I don't have acne. Life is great!
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers
I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 59 years in a row. I decided to stop calling the bathroom "John" and renamed it "Jim". I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
When I was a child, I thought "nap time" was a punishment. Now it feels like a small vacation.
The biggest lie I tell myself is," I don't have to write that down, I'll remember it".
I don't have grey hair... I have "wisdom highlights"! I'm just very wise now.
Several years ago, I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet, but I am still thinking about it!
Of course I talk to myself! Sometimes I need expert advice.
At my age, "Getting Lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I went in there for.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
Now, I'm wondering... did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?