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Very appropriate with Halloween approaching!
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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a great huge, trouble-making
biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life." I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then, you show up and drink the whole thing!
But, enough about me, how's your day going?"
biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life." I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then, you show up and drink the whole thing!
But, enough about me, how's your day going?"
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It could be true!
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Thinking more on this, I would say a VERY large TV would have broader appeal
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Watching a live entertainer on Facebook - - -a superb voice in every style and VERY funny banter in between songs.
This is on Facebook, she is Sarah Lee - entertainer.
Highly recommended, every Sunday 8 to 10pm. Will be on catch-up later.
The banter is hilarious, and sometimes a bit suggestive.
This is on Facebook, she is Sarah Lee - entertainer.
Highly recommended, every Sunday 8 to 10pm. Will be on catch-up later.
The banter is hilarious, and sometimes a bit suggestive.
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She has incredible energy, singing and dancing for at least 2 hours.
She is nicknamed Crazy Legs. Her dancing ranges from comical to sexy.
BTW she has lost 5 stones to get to her current weight.
She is a professional entertainer, but started her Sunday shows during lockdown and has continued with them even though she is gigging again.
She is as good as anyone on TV IMO.
She is nicknamed Crazy Legs. Her dancing ranges from comical to sexy.
BTW she has lost 5 stones to get to her current weight.
She is a professional entertainer, but started her Sunday shows during lockdown and has continued with them even though she is gigging again.
She is as good as anyone on TV IMO.
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Click on "Watch on Facebook" to watch her.
You don't have to join FB.
You don't have to join FB.
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I would be interested if anyone has seen Sarah Lee on the link above, and what you think.
During the first few songs she is welcoming people in, including me by name (Alan) in about the 3rd song (she mentioned that I had had problems seeing the live performances, now sorted).
I think her banter is hilarious, then she suddenly sings a song perfectly and effortlessly.
She can switch to styles of other singers such as Amy Winehouse or Cher and it is so accurate, and sometimes she wears silly wigs while doing this.
She has kept me entertained on Sundays for about 18 months now during the lockdowns.
BTW she is chatting to her husband Steve via a speaker, he is in another room controlling the lights.
During the first few songs she is welcoming people in, including me by name (Alan) in about the 3rd song (she mentioned that I had had problems seeing the live performances, now sorted).
I think her banter is hilarious, then she suddenly sings a song perfectly and effortlessly.
She can switch to styles of other singers such as Amy Winehouse or Cher and it is so accurate, and sometimes she wears silly wigs while doing this.
She has kept me entertained on Sundays for about 18 months now during the lockdowns.
BTW she is chatting to her husband Steve via a speaker, he is in another room controlling the lights.
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Uncle Strato has a little crush...........
