Say something nice about IW

[calico]

where else would you find such a delight?

Wow, that's lovely, Mrs J. I think it'd go nice with one of those plastic KVZ bags over on QVC and a stylish nylon Slinky skirt.
You'd be a bit 'static' and your hair would probably stand on end but there's always an IW wig to sort that little problem out.:5:

 

[Sammi]

IW = I Want!

 

[Kathy]

I thought you loved Stephanie Weightman Kathy?:55:

Nah ROC, I love steamy Sue.:54: