Random musings/no argument zone

[Wirral70]

I'm not sure I'll have to ask Peter when Lisa organises an afternoon with him for me - hopefully once I return we can drop the dirty pete name and have something more appropriate for him

Please Mega, I dread to think what name you'll have for him once you meet him :mysmilie_13:

 

[£1 MEGADROP1]

I was going to say that you need therapy, but then I realised that I was reading this post out to my mum in a Peter Simon voice so perhaps I need therapy too...

Ha Ha excellent I'm glad it sounds convincing, I've been watching and studying him for 10 years its fair to say he's now gone strite though me. I'm glad your mum likes hearing the latest of the posts on here too

 

[£1 MEGADROP1]

Please Mega, I dread to think what name you'll have for him once you meet him :mysmilie_13:

Maybe back door smashed Pete, we all know he has a little back passage with a rickety door that wouldn't take much to smash in as he often told us and I'm going to wear some viscose too and either the larger of the Rossa Beninni bags or the MAAAAARRRRRRLA LOONNNNNNNNNNNDONNNNNNN I'm sure that would impress him. I'm also hoping he will introduce me to camera guys Our Seb and Our Frank and maybe some more too

What the hell I want to meet the whole bid family and thank them for 10 years of entertainment

 

[Muttley]

Ha Ha excellent I'm glad it sounds convincing, I've been watching and studying him for 10 years its fair to say he's now gone strite though me. I'm glad your mum likes hearing the latest of the posts on here too

She loves me reading out this forum!

 

[£1 MEGADROP1]

She loves me reading out this forum!

She might like these then from earlier in the week, just remember to do the voice too for maximum effect


Now we have the most extraordinary product ere for you at ome, not only is it by the biggest of brands Pure-Klenz ohhhhhhh yessss not only do you get 2 lots of the 250ml hand sanitisers, not only do you get 4 lots of the 100ml hand sanitisers so 6 in total, not only is this the purer of the pure sanitisers not only for the car, not only for your handbag ladies, not only for the picnics, not only for the bus, not only on the train, not only on the tube, not only for mum, dad, grandparents, not only for the children, the sons and the daughters, these pure Klenz Instant hand sanitisers have been formulated to kill not only the germs, not only to clean the dirt and the grime not only whilst helping to keep your hands smooth and soft. its just pump and go ladies just pump it onto your palm and massage your hands together until dry (edited thanks to Mommabear) Now our Bet has a couple of these in the handbag to use after seeing the butcher and the postman pop it in Pete, well you never know what he's been handling, and he's been about let me tell you at ome

how many are on the phones Pretesh?


I had to laugh when James was selling the latest of the multifunction sharpeners for not only the knives but not only the scissors, not only can you cut a piece of paper randomly in the middle of the air, not only can you cut some bread even if James's was shall we say a little holy at 1 side as it was a bit too thin but not only that the cherry on the top normal price £15, Todays price £14.99, You save £0.01....I hope you all flood in at ome as Our Bet uses it to sharpen the longer of the scissors to not only cut her toe nails but also she likes to make Christmas decorations by randomly slashing bits of paper bent over the kitchen table in her all in 1 winter combination and I've got weak wrists (don't you dare at ome) so to just glide through the wrapping papers makes life so much easier


I have those selling mode problems at ome when our Bet asks me what I want for breakfast I say I'll have not only 2 sausages, not only 4 rashers of bacon, not only 2 slices of the larger of the bread cut with the latest of the multifunctional knives with the non stick coatings which were recently sharpened with the stronger of the tungsten sharpeners, not only with 2 eggs that just go strite into the white ceramic pans, not only with the tomatoes and the mushrooms, not only do I sit there watching our Bet bent over the cooker in the viscose whilst I talk to the worry angels asking them to stop my house being compulsory purchased for HS2 and I won't even tell you of the trouble I have when I venture to the larger of the McDonalds

 

[Price Plunge]

not only do I sit there watching our Bet bent over the cooker in the viscose whilst I talk to the worry angels asking them to stop my house being compulsory purchased for HS2 and I won't even tell you of the trouble I have when I venture to the larger of the McDonalds

If I could award a prize for best post of the year so far, then this thoroughly deserves one :mysmilie_19:

 

[£1 MEGADROP1]

If I could award a prize for best post of the year so far, then this thoroughly deserves one :mysmilie_19:

Thank you Price Plunge I will not only put it with my Peter Simon figurines, Not only put it pride of place, Not only will it sit erect in the middle of the mantelpiece surrounded by the older of the happy meal toys as a celebration of this wonderful man that has brought so many laughs through neigh on a decade and whilst there may be snow on the roof there is still a fire and lead in the pencil at ome

 

[Muttley]

She might like these then from earlier in the week, just remember to do the voice too for maximum effect


Now we have the most extraordinary product ere for you at ome, not only is it by the biggest of brands Pure-Klenz ohhhhhhh yessss not only do you get 2 lots of the 250ml hand sanitisers, not only do you get 4 lots of the 100ml hand sanitisers so 6 in total, not only is this the purer of the pure sanitisers not only for the car, not only for your handbag ladies, not only for the picnics, not only for the bus, not only on the train, not only on the tube, not only for mum, dad, grandparents, not only for the children, the sons and the daughters, these pure Klenz Instant hand sanitisers have been formulated to kill not only the germs, not only to clean the dirt and the grime not only whilst helping to keep your hands smooth and soft. its just pump and go ladies just pump it onto your palm and massage your hands together until dry (edited thanks to Mommabear) Now our Bet has a couple of these in the handbag to use after seeing the butcher and the postman pop it in Pete, well you never know what he's been handling, and he's been about let me tell you at ome

how many are on the phones Pretesh?


I had to laugh when James was selling the latest of the multifunction sharpeners for not only the knives but not only the scissors, not only can you cut a piece of paper randomly in the middle of the air, not only can you cut some bread even if James's was shall we say a little holy at 1 side as it was a bit too thin but not only that the cherry on the top normal price £15, Todays price £14.99, You save £0.01....I hope you all flood in at ome as Our Bet uses it to sharpen the longer of the scissors to not only cut her toe nails but also she likes to make Christmas decorations by randomly slashing bits of paper bent over the kitchen table in her all in 1 winter combination and I've got weak wrists (don't you dare at ome) so to just glide through the wrapping papers makes life so much easier


I have those selling mode problems at ome when our Bet asks me what I want for breakfast I say I'll have not only 2 sausages, not only 4 rashers of bacon, not only 2 slices of the larger of the bread cut with the latest of the multifunctional knives with the non stick coatings which were recently sharpened with the stronger of the tungsten sharpeners, not only with 2 eggs that just go strite into the white ceramic pans, not only with the tomatoes and the mushrooms, not only do I sit there watching our Bet bent over the cooker in the viscose whilst I talk to the worry angels asking them to stop my house being compulsory purchased for HS2 and I won't even tell you of the trouble I have when I venture to the larger of the McDonalds

Brilliant! And I did read it out in his voice! Mum's favourite of his is, when selling cheap nasty clothes is "what they have cleverly done here is" mplying the product is well designed, well made and better than shop clothes. She is elderly but way too cynical to believe a word they say!

 

[Gray]

I don't know if this has already been posted or whether anyone else saw it, but Chef Birkett turned up on Ideal World yesterday. Sadly not in his Chef role but as one of the supposed 'experts' who they have on talking about the products that are being sold. You know like the actress Sue Southall who is supposedly 'interiors expert' or Supercasino presenter Emily De Cosimo who is some sort of 'hair expert'. Anyway Chef's field of expertise was cleaning. Didn't watch much of him but he still says 'basically' all the time along with 'what I really love about this...', oh as well as mentioning the fact that hew has a young child!

 

[Wirral70]

I don't know if this has already been posted or whether anyone else saw it, but Chef Birkett turned up on Ideal World yesterday. Sadly not in his Chef role but as one of the supposed 'experts' who they have on talking about the products that are being sold. You know like the actress Sue Southall who is supposedly 'interiors expert' or Supercasino presenter Emily De Cosimo who is some sort of 'hair expert'. Anyway Chef's field of expertise was cleaning. Didn't watch much of him but he still says 'basically' all the time along with 'what I really love about this...', oh as well as mentioning the fact that hew has a young child!

Indeed, Ex-Burger Flippin' Birkett now appears to specialise in demonstrating Vacuum Cleaners.

I always felt his real talent lied not in the fields of cooking and presenting so i'm thrilled he's finally found his niche.

 

[mr tom]

Rae carpenter presented for 8hours on gemstv the other day

who would you like to see do 8 hours on bid

 

[Wirral70]

Rae carpenter presented for 8hours on gemstv the other day

who would you like to see do 8 hours on bid

I've long said that Peter Sherlock isn't given nearly enough airtime so I'd welcome him appearing for 8 hours. And of course Mike Mason's effortless ad libs and amusing anecdotes would ensure such a timeframe would positively fly by.

 

[Paul_s]

Paul Herrington (and the rest of them) is a fraud.

If he thinks the 'after' picture shown below is anything but 'amazing' then it's also amazing how the product (was it the Pro-tan? I can't remember) has not only affected the subjects face but the set 'wall' as well!

that stuff must be radioactive or someone playing with the colour palette of that picture - I wonder which it could be?! :mysmilie_51:

Even her hair has been affected!

 

[Wirral70]

Paul Herrington (and the rest of them) is a fraud.

If he thinks the 'after' picture shown below is anything but 'amazing' then it's also amazing how the product (was it the Pro-tan? I can't remember) has not only affected the subjects face but the set 'wall' as well!

that stuff must be radioactive or someone playing with the colour palette of that picture - I wonder which it could be?! :mysmilie_51:

Even her hair has been affected!

Hmmm, something does look odd here. However, I cannot say with any certainty whether or not they've doctored those images.

But what I can say with absolute surety is that she has quite enormous nostrils :mysmilie_59:

 

[Wirral70]

Look at Schlocko



I'm not exactly sure what look he was trying to achieve but I rather suspect he's failed.

 

[Price Plunge]

Paul Herrington (and the rest of them) is a fraud.

If he thinks the 'after' picture shown below is anything but 'amazing' then it's also amazing how the product (was it the Pro-tan? I can't remember) has not only affected the subjects face but the set 'wall' as well!

Looks to me as if they've played with the picture/camera's white balance setting to get that effect, which if true is a downright deception and should be reported to the ASA as such.

And I thought that Shop at Bid was a whole new beginning with new products and a more forthright, honest approach? Oh.

 

[Docswife]

Rae carpenter presented for 8hours on gemstv the other day

who would you like to see do 8 hours on bid

Mike Mason. I could listen to him six days a week and twice on Sundays. His endless anecdotes about his lady/goddess, and the little 'un are so interesting. As for his hysterical ad libs, well, they have me in stitches! In fact, 8 hours wouldn't be nearly long enough, give him his own show!! Sorry for any typos, these damn strait jackets make typing difficult.........

 

[Muttley]

Mike Mason. I could listen to him six days a week and twice on Sundays. His endless anecdotes about his lady/goddess, and the little 'un are so interesting. As for his hysterical ad libs, well, they have me in stitches! In fact, 8 hours wouldn't be nearly long enough, give him his own show!! Sorry for any typos, these damn strait jackets make typing difficult.........

I was beginning to get very worried about you! Hope you get out of the straitjacket soon!

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

Paul Herrington (and the rest of them) is a fraud.

If he thinks the 'after' picture shown below is anything but 'amazing' then it's also amazing how the product (was it the Pro-tan? I can't remember) has not only affected the subjects face but the set 'wall' as well!

that stuff must be radioactive or someone playing with the colour palette of that picture - I wonder which it could be?! :mysmilie_51:

Even her hair has been affected!

I was hoping someone would have that picture as per my earlier post!!!!! Brilliant!

The wall is a different colour, her hair is lighter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THERE IS CURRENTLY AN ADVERT ON FOR A KINKADE ART SPECIAL, HURRAH!!

 

[Keep Going]

Seriously what so called expert tries to punt a perfume then in the next breath they are trying to flog a steam mop!!??

Peter Shitlock please do us all a favour and take a long ....very long walk and don't turn back, you are an utter bullcrapper and fraud and I would challenge you to persuade us otherwise, How these people can sleep at night is beyond me, talks in riddles looks like a down and (very much) out, kinda sums **** at bid up.....Useless anywhere else hence why your on **** at bid punting any old crap and has not got a grain of professionalism about him.



Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hard day at work now I feel very much better after that rant :mysmilie_13: