Random musings/no argument zone

[Docswife]

'Sometimes when you open your mouf you can let yourself down' said Mike!!!:mysmilie_13:

 

[Keep Going]

Gollum the expert about nowt has just said in his own words "I know...I do know what men like" you couldn't give this thing a red neck with a blow torch!!

He'd wear dis fragrance 6 days a weeeeek annnn twice on sundaaaaes......Gollum go on I dare you.............double dare you please please....please give us a new whacky catchphrase and maybe even something from the 90s me ole mucker:mysmilie_59:

The guys like a broken 70s/80s record but he is that daft to even recognise how much of a nonce he is sounding:mysmilie_48:

 

[Muttley]

I hope you are all listening to Gollum selling perfume. Firstly Chanel no 5 then John Paul Dupont Pride of Rome. The reason he knows so much about perfume is that Peter Sherlock taught him all he knows!

 

[Docswife]

What's to know!!???? Have a squirt, do you like it? Buy it or don't!! How can you be taught which perfume to buy!!!!! What rubbish he talks....

 

[Keep Going]

Ha! Couldn't make it up Mike the fire starter has his blow torch out......He will burn the studio down but not to worry folks as don't forget shite doesn't burn:whew:

 

[loubylou]

Being taught by coco chanel would be a boast taught by shylock not quite so much! Sometimes i wish gollum had a zip for a mouth like zippy

 

[Docswife]

Being taught by coco chanel would be a boast taught by shylock not quite so much! Sometimes i wish gollum had a zip for a mouth like zippy

Well, he got his brain.....

 

[mr tom]

He must have a hectic sunday... what with doing everything twice

 

[deedee]

'Sometimes when you open your mouf you can let yourself down' said Mike!!!:mysmilie_13:

really???? oh my word, the beautiful irony! that's hilarious - I was making a cuppa and missed that little gem
we've been doing a fair bit of Gollum bashing lately......just an observation........just sayin!

 

[loubylou]

If he changed his entire personality we wouldn't bash him lol

 

[deedee]

He must have a hectic sunday... what with doing everything twice

you're so right mr t, I hadn't thought of that
with him doing everything twice on Sundays his Sundays must be chaotic!
gosh, he can't have a lot of time for his lady/goddess/little boy on a Sunday that's for sure

 

[Dave]

really???? oh my word, the beautiful irony! that's hilarious - I was making a cuppa and missed that little gem
we've been doing a fair bit of Gollum bashing lately......just an observation........just sayin!

I have to agree - it is rather fun reminding him what a horrid little know all, know nothing he is. :mysmilie_11:

 

[mr tom]

Mike mason = forum ratings

 

[deedee]

If he changed his entire personality we wouldn't bash him lol

do you think?
I reckon he'd still be a figure of fun whatever he did......where's the fun otherwise?! :mysmilie_59:
but I don't think he could change, if you listen to him, he thinks he's a great, clever, hard man..........no Mike, you ain't my son!

 

[Muttley]

Oh lovely the duo that is gollum and chef termed loosely jack how much of these can i stand in my post dentist world of pain

Oh dear Loubylou I can sympathise. I've had my share of dental treatment and know how miserable toothache is. Hope you feel better soon.

 

[mr tom]

"carpe diem... he knew a thing or two didnt he"

 

[loubylou]

Being a psychology graduate he has classic narcissism and i agree he wouldn't change cos he's THAT deluded

 

[deedee]

I have to agree - it is rather fun reminding him what a horrid little know all, know nothing he is. :mysmilie_11:

You're right there Dave
Did you hear what he said just now? I don't know whether he was joking or not but he said 'Carpe Diem, he knew a thing or two didn't he'? - yeah ok Mike, you were either joking or you really have just made yourself look a complete and utter pratt!

 

[deedee]

Carpe Diem - great minds think alike mr tom!

 

[Docswife]

Being a psychology graduate he has classic narcissism and i agree he wouldn't change cos he's THAT deluded

You've hit the nail on the head! That's exactly what he is!! ( Hope you feel better soon x)