Random musings/no argument zone

[mr tom]

What on earth is Portelli thinking of with this look?

Wow.

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from the way he is holding that pan, I think soy sauce should run for it's life

 

[Wirral70]

Is that for wearing on Valentines?

Would it get delivered in time?

It would do her a favour if it didn't, now that is a bad look!

 

[mr tom]

the soy sauce thing has got me thinking...

are there any other ''shopping tv'' myths that need busting?

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

Close of up Elisa's massive man hands, scary stuff!

 

[Wirral70]

Close of up Elisa's massive man hands, scary stuff!

I'll give Eleese her due, she's a game dame dressing up in that garb week in week out because she looks absolutely dreadful.

She's like Eddie Monsoon on a trip (and minus the designer labels).

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

Whats the deal with her face? does she actually have any eyes?!?!

 

[Wirral70]

Whats the deal with her face? does she actually have any eyes?!?!

I have no doubt it's to appeal to the likely audience who'll buy. If you see her on the infomercials she looks nothing like she does on Bid, she looks nice.

But she transforms herself into something quite different on Monday afternoons, what a pro!

 

[joe69]

How do people continually dial the wrong number???!!!!

 

[Mommabear]

How do people continually dial the wrong number???!!!!

That's what I was thinking, she said there are loads!

 

[Ali Kamman]

I think I'm in love with Jack the chef. He's very easy on the eye and seems like a nice chap too. I hope he doesn't get too traumatised in the face of Dirty Peter - I want him around for some time to come!

 

[Mommabear]

I think I'm in love with Jack the chef. He's very easy on the eye and seems like a nice chap too. I hope he doesn't get too traumatised in the face of Dirty Peter - I want him around for some time to come!

He's lovely

I've been reading some reviews of ceramic pans and it seems that initially they are very good but after a few uses, things stick like a bugga

 

[Wirral70]

He's lovely

I've been reading some reviews of ceramic pans and it seems that initially they are very good but after a few uses, things stick like a bugga

He's going to make Gollum look even worse than usual:mysmilie_19:

I wonder what happened to Kate? Her show that was supposedly meant to be on 'every Saturday' according to the trailer isn't scheduled this week, it lasted as long as John Cooper!

Maybe she got a call from James Martin?

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

lol yes Kate and her 'cookery' show, which just involved putting a chicken in a halogen oven.

 

[Wirral70]

lol yes Kate and her 'cookery' show, which just involved putting a chicken in a halogen oven.

Yes, and what's more she seemed to take herself very seriously too which is daft when you're spreading Dolmio on a shop bought pizza base.

 

[Ali Kamman]

I think Jack should return the next time they're selling boxer shorts and model them personally. :blush:

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

lol ! cookery show great idea, every one likes that on a Saturday, but maybe more than a chicken in a halogen oven!!!!!

 

[Wirral70]

lol ! cookery show great idea, every one likes that on a Saturday, but maybe more than a chicken in a halogen oven!!!!!

I'd happily can the new bloke and Kate for a triumphant return of Chef Wayne.

His steaks were delicious.

 

[absolutelydelicious!]

I miss Chef Wayne and him burning everything

 

[Wirral70]

I miss Chef Wayne and him burning everything

He was the Frank Spencer of cookery.

Brilliant :mysmilie_17:

 

[Ali Kamman]

Peter says he's going to get a photograph of Our Bet using the Skin Pharmacy bee venom serum. I suspect this project may go the way of the parachute jump, the celebrity bake-off, the donation to charity, etc...