I'm surprised Bid aren't selling blue whale sperm serum or crushed baby monkey testicle anti-wrinkle cream. :mysmilie_10:
Stop it Greg :mysmilie_17:
Dirty P loves to get his mush in view on these Skin Pharmacy sales doesn't he, he thinks he looks fabulous. You have a face full of make up on idiot and maybe your skin has few lines but you can't even do the basics and talk properly!
Dirty Peter's Smegma Body Butter range. Just "Rub it all over and smell like a fishmonger's after a ten hour power cut" :mysmilie_11:
Dirty Peter's Smegma Body Butter range. Just "Rub it all over and smell like a fishmonger's after a ten hour power cut" :mysmilie_11:
Vile! :mysmilie_59:
I have to bail out at this juncture, I'm afraid I can't watch Dirty Peter applying a face mask to poor Sarah. He said he wants to be an ambassador for Cyclax, I'm sure they'd be thrilled by that idea.
They're already endorsed by a few Queens, they don't need another old one to sell their products :mysmilie_14:
oh no it's getting worse and I'm not even watching!
I switched off, I kid you not. That man is repugnant, he wouldn't even let Paul apply all the mask, he had to get involved and was getting far too excited for my liking.
What a weirdo uke:
Introducing the new... Black & Decker Maimed Donkey Bollo*ks Musk Eau de Parfum Gift Set.
SFS - love the name! :mysmilie_15:
I switched off, I kid you not. That man is repugnant, he wouldn't even let Paul apply all the mask, he had to get involved and was getting far too excited for my liking.
What a weirdo uke: