Random musings and general banter.

[Retrovertigo]

I think I have come to the conclusion that the slime ball that sells those ridiculously overpriced snore gadget things, is as creepy as the creepiest on IW. I cannot believe it when he sits there claiming how shocked he is at the "low price" for the snore wizards. It's a bit of molded silicone of some description.

I swear, if I ever needed one, I'd buy one and then make molds and buy some dentist quality silicone to make my own. They admitted the other day that they only last about 12 months as well. I'd love to know the profit margin on them. It must be insane.

On a separate note, when the emaciated fitness and health expert is on......we all know who I mean Who is the girl that is sometimes doing the workouts? I think he calls her Rochelle but I'm not sure. I think she is quite lovely

 

[Wirral70]

**WARNING - READER DISCRETION ADVISED**

If you have a spare £190 then you too could achieve a Hollywood Physique like these guys uke:

 

[Dave]

**WARNING - READER DISCRETION ADVISED**

If you have a spare £190 then you too could achieve a Hollywood Physique like these guys uke:

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Jeez, that last picture OMG! It can only be, you know who!

 

[Retrovertigo]

Is anybody having problems signing in here today? On my laptop I keep getting a database error screen. I had to log in with my phone in the end. Trying to get to my posts to delete them all

 

[Wirral70]

Jeez, that last picture OMG! It can only be, you know who!

I know, so vile. He’s got Camel Toe.

He was on last night shilling Jacques Lemans Watches with Tom Frake Flake, whom he described as ‘The GQ of Horology’.

I’d describe him as an ex-Bid TV Producer who’s looking for work :mysmilie_59:

 

[Wirral70]

Is anybody having problems signing in here today? On my laptop I keep getting a database error screen. I had to log in with my phone in the end. Trying to get to my posts to delete them all

I haven’t encountered any issues using an iPad.

Then again, it’s not one from Ideal World

 

[radio_dayz]

I know, so vile. He’s got Camel Toe.

He was on last night shilling Jacques Lemans Watches with Tom Frake Flake, whom he described as ‘The GQ of Horology’.

I’d describe him as an ex-Bid TV Producer who’s looking for work :mysmilie_59:

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Tom Frake the watch expert who knows all of the technical terms.

Watch case he calls the chassis, the dial is a fascia, balance wheel is a fly wheel, and rotor he calls a pendulum!

Expert indeed! Tom Frake, more like Tom Fake.

 

[Dave]

Is anybody having problems signing in here today? On my laptop I keep getting a database error screen. I had to log in with my phone in the end. Trying to get to my posts to delete them all

No probs this end, on Win 10 laptop or Android tablet.

 

[merryone]

According to Hayley Jane Plan meals are chef prepared and restaurant quality meals!!!! Mmmm...I wonder what restaurants she goes to?! Could you imagine being served up slop like that as a paying customer OMG!!!

 

[Wirral70]

I feel the promos that Creepy has done for the big sponges are a bit much.

He’s very theatrical isn’t he? :wonder:

 

[Petespants]

I feel the promos that Creepy has done for the big sponges are a bit much.

He’s very theatrical isn’t he? :wonder:

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Is he married to our Hayley? Whenever I see him I always think of a good old panto'.


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[Wirral70]

Is he married to our Hayley? Whenever I see him I always think of a good old panto'.


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Yes PP, I believe they are together.

I’d hope he’s a nice guy in real life, sadly I find his on air persona excruciating :mysmilie_59:

 

[Petespants]

Yes PP, I believe they are together.

I’d hope he’s a nice guy in real life, sadly I find his on air persona excruciating :mysmilie_59:

Unfortunately selling on TV seems to bring out the worst in them all.Some are probably always slimy,lying ,Del Boy's brother creeps but perhaps off air some are normal ,nice guys and girls.(I am being positive)

 

[Retrovertigo]

They are really pushing that vibrapower eh? It was on again last night. The trouble is, I'd be tempted if it was like the proper original ones, which instead of just vibrating up and down like the IW ones, they moved in a kind of orbital pattern. The idea being that it made it difficult to balance so you used a lot of muscles to keep steady. But they cost a hell of a lot more than £180.

I must admit I did plump for the trampoline though. I'd wanted one for a while, but with my legs being so knackered, I needed the bar to hold on to. Hopefully the low impact will help me keep some flexibility in my legs!!

Does anybody know why editing posts is time limited? I'm finding it quite frustrating that I can't delete my old posts. Instead I have to ask a moderator to do it, which means finding them all, copying the links etc. It takes me long enough to type only having the use of one hand, without all that palaver

 

[Muttley]

Jeez, that last picture OMG! It can only be, you know who!

I don't feel very well after viewing these pictures, particularly the last one...

 

[Wirral70]

Angela and Nanty are back In The Garden. As usual she’s taking over the ‘Show’, it’s clear Nanty loathes her.

Nanty says he can’t wait for Spring, furthermore he just adores Rhododendrons :mysmilie_59:

 

[Muttley]

A warning to my fellow forumites of a nervous disposition like myself.

Wednesday 6pm - Ideal World are selling "Innovo to restore your pelvic floor".

The mind boggles at who will present in. I feel ill thinking about it...

 

[Wirral70]

A warning to my fellow forumites of a nervous disposition like myself.

Wednesday 6pm - Ideal World are selling "Innovo to restore your pelvic floor".

The mind boggles at who will present in. I feel ill thinking about it...

De Knees was shilling it last time.

I think I’ll give this ‘show’ a swerve :mysmilie_59:

 

[mr tom]

Is he married to our Hayley? Whenever I see him I always think of a good old panto'.


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I Honest to god, thought he was gay.

obviously I don't care either way, just thought he was.

 

[Retrovertigo]

I saw a bit of IW's "power couple" doing the show with the bonded leather chairs. Interestingly she mentioned when they got their new couch. Now, the way she worded it, they bought a new couch, but NOT the one they were so desperately trying to get viewers to buy! So ermmmmmm, why should we buy it, when they don't bother?