Random musings and general banter.

[user 17461]

More fashion please how boring.

Ideal World does fashion now? With all those plastic tents they flog I thought they were doing marquees

 

[Keep Going]

On the fashion theme, one of the models presenting with Nan Nanty Nan has just said while selling SUEDETTE boots for £24.99 "these are so so much better than the similar Australia boot" yip okkkkkkay, tell me that again after a couple of days in them and let me know what boot stands the test of time.

The real Aussie Ugg or the Chinese suedette..............roll up roll up y'all! Just sell the product without the added bullcrap thats not needed.

Also within about 3 mins Nan Nanty Nan has managed to wedge his dear mother into the hour and how sore her feet USED to get, pfffft!!!

 

[Wirral70]

On the fashion theme, one of the models presenting with Nan Nanty Nan has just said while selling SUEDETTE boots for £24.99 "these are so so much better than the similar Australia boot" yip okkkkkkay, tell me that again after a couple of days in them and let me know what boot stands the test of time.

The real Aussie Ugg or the Chinese suedette..............roll up roll up y'all! Just sell the product without the added bullcrap thats not needed.

Also within about 3 mins Nan Nanty Nan has managed to wedge his dear mother into the hour and how sore her feet USED to get, pfffft!!!

Indeed Cushion Walk is a great value brand that is only available from quality retailers such as J D Williams, Damart and of course Ideal World.

OK, they're mostly plastic and seem very pricey for basically bin bags with a leather insole. And they're not so pretty, in fact they look like something you might expect a cartoon character to wear but if they're good enough for Nanty's Mam ................ :mysmilie_59:

 

[mr tom]

On the fashion theme, one of the models presenting with Nan Nanty Nan has just said while selling SUEDETTE boots for £24.99 "these are so so much better than the similar Australia boot" yip okkkkkkay, tell me that again after a couple of days in them and let me know what boot stands the test of time.

The real Aussie Ugg or the Chinese suedette..............roll up roll up y'all! Just sell the product without the added bullcrap thats not needed.

Also within about 3 mins Nan Nanty Nan has managed to wedge his dear mother into the hour and how sore her feet USED to get, pfffft!!!

that irritates me. If you are going to insult the product... just call it the EMU.

 

[historymystery]

Good grief, not something else.....we've now heard about her back, her feet, her hair, the clothes she wears- the mind boggles at what part of his mother's body he will use next in order to get a sale, or what ailment he will describe. If I were in her place, I'd be waiting for him when he gets home from work.......with something very heavy in my hands, and it wouldn't be a Nutribullet.

that irritates me. If you are going to insult the product... just call it the EMU.

 

[Greg]

Good grief, not something else.....we've now heard about her back, her feet, her hair, the clothes she wears- the mind boggles at what part of his mother's body he will use next in order to get a sale, or what ailment he will describe. If I were in her place, I'd be waiting for him when he gets home from work.......with something very heavy in my hands, and it wouldn't be a Nutribullet.

Do you know what gets me, is that he is happy to invoke his mam, gran and everyone in his family except his boyfriend. It's as if he is still in the 1980's ensuring that he dorsn't 'scare the horses' or he thinks he will drive punters away. I only say this as I am gay myself. We are living in 2016 for goodness sake! :mysmilie_843:

 

[merryone]

Do you know what gets me, is that he is happy to invoke his mam, gran and everyone in his family except his boyfriend. It's as if he is still in the 1980's ensuring that he dorsn't 'scare the horses' or he thinks he will drive punters away. I only say this as I am gay myself. We are living in 2016 for goodness sake! :mysmilie_843:

Are we sure though he's in a relationship? He may be "between partners" OR more likely his partner thinks that the stuff on the channel is a load of shite and wouldn't be seen dead wearing, using, sailing on any of it! He'd probably get away with telling viewers that his old mam, and other family members "swear by" IW's wonderful products, his partner on the other hand might just say.....Cheers Shaun for telling the world that I use Elizabeth Grant on me saggin' gonads, I do the hoovering with a vibrapower belt round me middle, and love the smell of divine decadence so much I spray it on the pillows, down my pants and on the cat- Oh and my feet are so bad that cushion walk's my only option! yeah ..cheers Shaun nice knowing ya!"

 

[mr tom]

Do you know what gets me, is that he is happy to invoke his mam, gran and everyone in his family except his boyfriend. It's as if he is still in the 1980's ensuring that he dorsn't 'scare the horses' or he thinks he will drive punters away. I only say this as I am gay myself. We are living in 2016 for goodness sake! :mysmilie_843:

you are gay? GET... OUT!!! nah i'm just kidding.

It really isn't relevant to anything and you are right, he strikes me as odd, shilling cruises to gay hating nations.

 

[Asa watching man]

Peter Simon screaming no interest in the bedding show

He means on flexible pay. By the way he is shouting I would suggest they have sold 8 in the hour so far

 

[Asa watching man]

Now the act of how much ps cares about those need to spend more time in bed due to illness

Feel quite nuseaous

 

[Mommabear]

He reckoned he got up off the bed and caused himself an injury (think cracked nuts).......he didn't of course, it was just so he could use this joke.........'I've become a farmer, I've got two acres'

He was so cold in bed last night, he was rubbing his feet together and caused his thighs to throb. He had to go to the bathroom and get the talc..........

"Well wouldn't you be happy if you got a King with 5 inches?"

 

[historymystery]

Agree, and I can't believe that he's unable to think up something about his boyfriend to invoke our pity and wring our hearts, so it's probably a conscious choice not to say anything. Heaven knows he's had enough practice, as nearly every other member of his family has been used as a "prop" to his spiel at some time or another. I do wonder how he remembers what he's said about each person.

Do you know what gets me, is that he is happy to invoke his mam, gran and everyone in his family except his boyfriend. It's as if he is still in the 1980's ensuring that he dorsn't 'scare the horses' or he thinks he will drive punters away. I only say this as I am gay myself. We are living in 2016 for goodness sake! :mysmilie_843:

 

[historymystery]

He's living proof that the old jokes are NOT necessarily the best ones!

He reckoned he got up off the bed and caused himself an injury (think cracked nuts).......he didn't of course, it was just so he could use this joke.........'I've become a farmer, I've got two acres'

He was so cold in bed last night, he was rubbing his feet together and caused his thighs to throb. He had to go to the bathroom and get the talc..........

"Well wouldn't you be happy if you got a King with 5 inches?"

 

[Keep Going]

Saint Peter of Simon and Creepy selling The furniture Collection Verona contraption plastic dentist chairs.

£499............with FREE white glove delivery service yes FREE white glove delivery service when in reality the chair price should be about £150 absolute MAX so in reality the delivery is £350, IW calculations really are a one off :mysmilie_15:

Also just a wee added bonus, if ever anyone needed a lesson in bullsheet just watch these two for a few minutes wow wow wow incrediable doesn't come close for this pair!!

 

[aqua]

Saint Peter of Simon and Creepy selling The furniture Collection Verona contraption plastic dentist chairs.

£499............with FREE white glove delivery service yes FREE white glove delivery service when in reality the chair price should be about £150 absolute MAX so in reality the delivery is £350, IW calculations really are a one off :mysmilie_15:

Also just a wee added bonus, if ever anyone needed a lesson in bullsheet just watch these two for a few minutes wow wow wow incrediable doesn't come close for this pair!!

White glove delivery and you still have to assemble it yourself!
Peter is getting lazier and lazier-he has no product knowledge and seems to do no prep.
He just bellows out generic clichés and leaves the description to the 'expert'.
Notice the code between Peter and Creepy-when Peter starts bellowing Creepy has to instantly shut his gob ,even in mid sentence , and simper at the camera.

 

[Wirral70]

White glove delivery and you still have to assemble it yourself!
Peter is getting lazier and lazier-he has no product knowledge and seems to do no prep.
He just bellows out generic clichés and leaves the description to the 'expert'.
Notice the code between Peter and Creepy-when Peter starts bellowing Creepy has to instantly shut his gob ,even in mid sentence , and simper at the camera.

That they deliver this overpriced tatt as an 'assemble it yourself' product when the product is largely aimed at people with mobility issues is telling and pretty grubby. This is a miserable product, offered by a miserable retailer and sold in a miserable way. Disgraceful that they use the BS line 'white glove' delivery when all that means is that two couriers dump the unopened boxes in your hall or living room. Can this channel get any more disingenuous?

I think the answer to that question is an overwhelming yes. They're horrible aren't they? :mysmilie_59:

 

[Asa watching man]

This furniture collection stuff is shocking

Very similar products with better reviews are abound on amazon for between 200 and 400

Joanne had a giggle when they told her the price..

Not the only one joanne

 

[merryone]

That they deliver this overpriced tatt as an 'assemble it yourself' product when the product is largely aimed at people with mobility issues is telling and pretty grubby. This is a miserable product, offered by a miserable retailer and sold in a miserable way. Disgraceful that they use the BS line 'white glove' delivery when all that means is that two couriers dump the unopened boxes in your hall or living room. Can this channel get any more disingenuous?

I think the answer to that question is an overwhelming yes. They're horrible aren't they? :mysmilie_59:

I checked this out 'cause if this was the case then it would be completely out of order, but to be fair, not only is delivery free (as it should be of course) but it does say that "assembly" is included.

 

[Dave]

I saw a little of the show and found it a bit off putting to see Peter Simon, writhing in the chair in almost orgasmic condition.
I can't abide watching that "style" of presentation. I think the chair providers may not have any control over the way their furniture is presented, but if they did, for goodness sake, I am certain they would like it done more "Professionally"!
It was cringe worthy watching and I turned it off after a few moments. The way it was presented as far as I was concerned was vile.
Shame on you IW for enabling PS to present your Chanel in such a way, and to use gutter presentations on behalf of the chair providers.

 

[merryone]

I saw a little of the show and found it a bit off putting to see Peter Simon, writhing in the chair in almost orgasmic condition.
I can't abide watching that "style" of presentation. I think the chair providers may not have any control over the way their furniture is presented, but if they did, for goodness sake, I am certain they would like it done more "Professionally"!
It was cringe worthy watching and I turned it off after a few moments. The way it was presented as far as I was concerned was vile.
Shame on you IW for enabling PS to present your Chanel in such a way, and to use gutter presentations on behalf of the chair providers.

I couldn't agree more! Especially as Wirral pointed out how this product is aimed at those who are perhaps elderly/have mobility problems. No one though, and I mean no one wants to see a creepy character like him writhing around and making noises like that - If we did we'd subscribe to the porn channels, and even then we'd probably be hard pushed to find a sight more disgusting! WHY, WHY IW have you moved your most loved presenters like Loen over to C&C and shipped in the absolute worst from a set of channels that were closed down due to countless complaints and misdemeanours? What did you think would happen? I would be interested to know, really I would!