Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

Watching this morning and Moik was on with Joe demonstrating some kitchen stuff, and I thought I'd gone back to the 1970's. For some reason he started talking about the old playground game "kiss chase", how he used run really slowly unless he was being chased by one of the "trolls"...I was off like a shot, nevva run faster in me life, shouting you aint never gunna get married"! and then when you thought it couldn't get any worse - he comes out with Yeah and then you've left school and all that and you see this bird she's absolutely gorgeous (making breast gestures with his hands) Ya know wot I mean and it turns aht that its one of them trolls...Joe was visibly uncomfortable with this, and it looked as though he got a telling off in his earpiece too. DISGUSTING! Ideal World.....WHY THE HELL DID YOU GIVE THIS MAN A JOB?!

I'm almost tempted to make a complaint to IW about this

I would like to say that I am surprised and shocked by his behaviour but sadly I'm not. And that he thought it was an acceptable story to tell on television. We all know what he is like and I personally think he has a problem with women, or at least, any woman who looks like she won't take c**p off a pillock like him.

I hope that he did get a telling off. Quite frankly a month's suspension would be more suitable.

 

[Enigma]

I would like to say that I am surprised and shocked by his behaviour but sadly I'm not. And that he thought it was an acceptable story to tell on television. We all know what he is like and I personally think he has a problem with women, or at least, any woman who looks like she won't take c**p off a pillock like him.

I hope that he did get a telling off. Quite frankly a month's suspension would be more suitable.

Sack him. After all, what else does he do but offend people?

 

[Wirral70]

Sack him. After all, what else does he do but offend people?

Let's go easy on LITTLE GOLLUM, he knows no better.

You have to remember that Ideal World has a different calendar to us. It's 1974 there, Mrs Thatcher hasn't been PM yet, a woman's place is still in the kitchen, the gays are only OK if they're like Mr Humphries and don't actually say that they're a g*#, and there's no real need to have many non white faces is there?

Let them develop on their own timeframe, they'll get there. That's if it hasn't already gone bust :mysmilie_59:

 

[Dave]

I think it was on Friday, the old fart was flogging vacuums, when he suddenly looked at the camera, and said, a lorry load of Viagra had been stolen......... Police are looking for hardened criminals. This sort of behaviour is not funny, it's crude and not welcome on a shopping tv platform, and I only hope that the makers of the said vacuum are happy to be associated with such smut from a bloke who seems to have no decency in representing a brand. I thought it was awful. How much longer will he get away with this behaviour?

 

[Enigma]

I think it was on Friday, the old fart was flogging vacuums, when he suddenly looked at the camera, and said, a lorry load of Viagra had been stolen......... Police are looking for hardened criminals. This sort of behaviour is not funny, it's crude and not welcome on a shopping tv platform, and I only hope that the makers of the said vacuum are happy to be associated with such smut from a bloke who seems to have no decency in representing a brand. I thought it was awful. How much longer will he get away with this behaviour?

How long until Ideal goes bust?

 

[maymorganlondon]

How long until Ideal goes bust?

It's just a matter of time, probably, before we find out who won the race to the bottom...

 

[Adam82]

Why craig phillps want to be associated with idelworldtv ?

 

[Mommabear]

I think it was on Friday, the old fart was flogging vacuums, when he suddenly looked at the camera, and said, a lorry load of Viagra had been stolen......... Police are looking for hardened criminals. This sort of behaviour is not funny, it's crude and not welcome on a shopping tv platform, and I only hope that the makers of the said vacuum are happy to be associated with such smut from a bloke who seems to have no decency in representing a brand. I thought it was awful. How much longer will he get away with this behaviour?

I didn't catch it correctly last night as I wasn't expecting it but there was a shriek of laughter from the Wolf guest and Perv looked, well even he looked shocked at what he'd just said and I think it was...........instead of washing and waxing......washing and wan king

They cut immediately to a clip, it was bad :blush:

 

[Enigma]

Why craig phillps want to be associated with idelworldtv ?

I think the answer is ££££££

 

[Wirral70]

Why craig phillps want to be associated with idelworldtv ?

They should get Lying Nasty Nick to be the latest goon.

He'd fit in like a glove :mysmilie_19:

 

[mr tom]

That Paul Becque video is possibly the most racist thing I have ever seen (and I am fairly relaxed when it comes to humour)

 

[Wirral70]

That Paul Becque video is possibly the most racist thing I have ever seen (and I am fairly relaxed when it comes to humour)

Shreque's dream Dinner Party guests? :mysmilie_59:

 

[Wirral70]

This channel is beyond the pale.

They're shilling the Proskins garb. The guest, who professionally explained in a non hysterical manner (backed up by an on screen caption) that you can see 'up to' 2cm reduction on the thighs. That's UPTO, which I guess is anything from absolutely no reduction whatsoever to 2cm. But then forget all that, cue Dirty Peter with a measuring tape showing the 2cm mark, gesturing and screaming, and I directly quote:-

'That's 28 days, that's 2cms of reduction'.

No Peter, it isn't. Just look at these pictures :mysmilie_13:

 

[desertranger]

Whilst viewing the earlier watch show, it struck me that there was a certain resemblance between Kevin Reynolds (the man who specialises in Russian watches), and the colourful former Russian President, Boris Yeltsin.



I'm not suggesting there's any real connection, but given Yeltsin's history of gaffes, outrageous jokes, and complete disregard for normal protocol, the comparison did seem rather fitting for the current Ideal World setup:mysmilie_59:

 

[Enigma]

Whilst viewing the earlier watch show, it struck me that there was a certain resemblance between Kevin Reynolds (the man who specialises in Russian watches), and the colourful former Russian President, Boris Yeltsin.

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I'm not suggesting there's any real connection, but given Yeltsin's history of gaffes, outrageous jokes, and complete disregard for normal protocol, the comparison did seem rather fitting for the current Ideal World setup:mysmilie_59:

Plus Yeltsin was a raging alcoholic.

 

[Wirral70]

Whilst viewing the earlier watch show, it struck me that there was a certain resemblance between Kevin Reynolds (the man who specialises in Russian watches), and the colourful former Russian President, Boris Yeltsin.

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I'm not suggesting there's any real connection, but given Yeltsin's history of gaffes, outrageous jokes, and complete disregard for normal protocol, the comparison did seem rather fitting for the current Ideal World setup:mysmilie_59:

Yeltsin preferred Vodka to Vostok.

But Putin only wears Constantin Weisz :mysmilie_59:

 

[Enigma]

Yeltsin preferred Vodka to Vostok.

But Putin only wears Constantin Weisz :mysmilie_59:

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And he wears his with a moissanite goldesque-effect crown and cobalt coloured polyester trousers, while relaxing on a throne made of only the finest bonded leather and plastic rattan.

 

[Mommabear]

This channel is beyond the pale.

They're shilling the Proskins garb. The guest, who professionally explained in a non hysterical manner (backed up by an on screen caption) that you can see 'up to' 2cm reduction on the thighs. That's UPTO, which I guess is anything from absolutely no reduction whatsoever to 2cm. But then forget all that, cue Dirty Peter with a measuring tape showing the 2cm mark, gesturing and screaming, and I directly quote:-

'That's 28 days, that's 2cms of reduction'.

No Peter, it isn't. Just look at these pictures :mysmilie_13:

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I'm sure it was just a slip of the tongue when Hayley said '2 inches' :wonder:

 

[Wirral70]

I'm sure it was just a slip of the tongue when Hayley said '2 inches' :wonder:

She did say inches.

She actually said, direct quote 'we've seen results where people have lost sort of 2 inches off their thighs, 2.75 inches off their legs'.

OK, it's great that YOU'VE seen such results but given that the Manufacturer's stated Clinical and Sensorial Tests clearly didn't see such results is there any chance that WE can see these results? In fact forget us Hayley, why not show The ASA?

Just 'sayin :mysmilie_59:

 

[Mommabear]

'Two men'll come round and they'll pop it in where you want it'

Oh ha bliddy ha :mysmilie_51: