Random musings and general banter.

[Mollie]

Lost in Mike of the morons bird’s nest.

I heard him say -either yesterday or the day before- that he is going to London in the next couple of weeks to the "grocers in knightsbridge" (presumably Harrods) for a head massage and beard trim - so that masseur is in for a treat

 

[HughTwo]

My programme guide for Saturday night says: "Cooling Duvet Set with Pedro" 19.00 to 20.00.

Cooling! Pedro keeps telling us how cold it is, we'll be having freezing temperatures well into May, his hovel is painfully chilly, we all need blankets, heaters.

Surely he won't try to claim he/we will all be far too hot!!

 

[Muttley]

I heard him say -either yesterday or the day before- that he is going to London in the next couple of weeks to the "grocers in knightsbridge" (presumably Harrods) for a head massage and beard trim - so that masseur is in for a treat

I hope the masseur is paid well...

 

[EmmaP]

I heard him say -either yesterday or the day before- that he is going to London in the next couple of weeks to the "grocers in knightsbridge" (presumably Harrods) for a head massage and beard trim - so that masseur is in for a treat

Posh ****, just go to a everyday Barbers like others do.

Shows they must get paid a lot for talking crap

 

[Muttley]

Posh ****, just go to a everyday Barbers like others do.

Shows they must get paid a lot for talking crap

I don't like it when Sally and Mike act flash, Sally with her mega expensive bags, but cheap rubbish is good enough for us.

Pedro obviously doesn't do this when he's describing his home decor as hovel chic - I think this will be the next big thing in home furnishings

 

[Craftalot]

I don't like it when Sally and Mike act flash, Sally with her mega expensive bags, but cheap rubbish is good enough for us.

Here's Mike Mason at our local shop:

 

[Francy19]

What utter shyte Peter Volavont is talking. I use an ‘ordinary’ mop to clean my floors and I don’t drip water everywhere. I just squeeze the excess water from it before I lift it out of the bucket. Common sense.

 

[Francy19]

Holy Mackerel??? Think Reg has been watching Batman from the 1960’s

 

[EmmaP]

My mum would go mad if I got her a mop

 

[Samki]

Mother’s Day must haves? A mop with 2 heads, a couple of stools that can be bought much cheaper elsewhere
I am underwhelmed

 

[Scraping the barrel]

If you want some more words to add to your collection, how about reprobate miscreant or rogue knave

Excellent! I particularly like Rogue Knave but doesn’t sound despicable enough…
So now we have labels such as:
Pete The Perfidious
Mike The Miscreant
Jeremy The Unjust
Sally The Doolally etc

And it’s all in my newly published book! Ideal for a rainy day when you just want to shout at the telly and swear to your hearts content such as “You rogue knave!!!” Or even worse “You Rapscallion!!”

Inspired by the Oxford English Dictionary at only £49.99. Easy payment,just call our ‘fiendly’ call centre in Islamabad ,give them your bank details,passwords and access to your computer and payment will be processed before you can say “Scoundrels”…

And finally,congratulations if you get it. Stock going fast,it’s the book everyone wants.its life changing,it’ll never be on sale again,get it insured,impress your friends….but most importantly I need the money!…….(and I don’t care how I get it as long as I can continue to live in my luxury house in the countryside)

 

[Niwa]

Mother’s Day must haves? A mop with 2 heads, a couple of stools that can be bought much cheaper elsewhere
I am underwhelmed

A mop for Mother's Day.
How do the buyers at IW like to think we treat our beloved mothers?

 

[Niwa]

Mother’s Day must haves? A mop with 2 heads, a couple of stools that can be bought much cheaper elsewhere
I am underwhelmed

Peter Vandermolden whizzing the spiny mop.
I seriously doubt that will last very long, and why such a small bucket?
It's only half full and already there is danger of water coming out when it's spinning.

 

[Samki]

A mop for Mother's Day.
How do the buyers at IW like to think we treat our beloved mothers?

It takes two of them to sell it - that rapscallion, and may I add perfidious Peter vonhepamop, who changes his time like the wind, with his power of the grid nonsense and the other one who is making a lot of noise

 

[Niwa]

It takes two of them to sell it - that rapscallion, and may I add perfidious Peter vonhepamop, who changes his time like the wind, with his power of the grid nonsense and the other one who is making a lot of noise

I think young Reg does those noises so we know the bus load of tat is continuing on it's never ending journey.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

 

[Bernie100]

Groundbreaking news. A revolutionary new cure for hair loss is now available on Ideal World.

I trust that they'll be proving its effectiveness by applying it to Peter Simon and Mike Mason's bonces.