Random musings and general banter.

[Mollie]

Lost in Mike of the morons bird’s nest.

I heard him say -either yesterday or the day before- that he is going to London in the next couple of weeks to the "grocers in knightsbridge" (presumably Harrods) for a head massage and beard trim - so that masseur is in for a treat

 

[HughTwo]

My programme guide for Saturday night says: "Cooling Duvet Set with Pedro" 19.00 to 20.00.

Cooling! Pedro keeps telling us how cold it is, we'll be having freezing temperatures well into May, his hovel is painfully chilly, we all need blankets, heaters.

Surely he won't try to claim he/we will all be far too hot!!

 

[Muttley]

I heard him say -either yesterday or the day before- that he is going to London in the next couple of weeks to the "grocers in knightsbridge" (presumably Harrods) for a head massage and beard trim - so that masseur is in for a treat

I hope the masseur is paid well...

 

[EmmaP]

I heard him say -either yesterday or the day before- that he is going to London in the next couple of weeks to the "grocers in knightsbridge" (presumably Harrods) for a head massage and beard trim - so that masseur is in for a treat

Posh ****, just go to a everyday Barbers like others do.

Shows they must get paid a lot for talking crap

 

[Muttley]

Posh ****, just go to a everyday Barbers like others do.

Shows they must get paid a lot for talking crap

I don't like it when Sally and Mike act flash, Sally with her mega expensive bags, but cheap rubbish is good enough for us.

Pedro obviously doesn't do this when he's describing his home decor as hovel chic - I think this will be the next big thing in home furnishings

 

[Craftalot]

I don't like it when Sally and Mike act flash, Sally with her mega expensive bags, but cheap rubbish is good enough for us.

Here's Mike Mason at our local shop:

 

[Francy19]

What utter shyte Peter Volavont is talking. I use an ‘ordinary’ mop to clean my floors and I don’t drip water everywhere. I just squeeze the excess water from it before I lift it out of the bucket. Common sense.

 

[Francy19]

Holy Mackerel??? Think Reg has been watching Batman from the 1960’s

 

[EmmaP]

My mum would go mad if I got her a mop

 

[Samki]

Mother’s Day must haves? A mop with 2 heads, a couple of stools that can be bought much cheaper elsewhere
I am underwhelmed