Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

If Jeremy turns up at 10, with this machine I’ll scream

Others here will join you.... well if they've not dozed off already.

 

[EmmaP]

Jeremy has Batteries coming up

 

[Muttley]

Jeremy has Batteries coming up

That's it, I'm off to bed, that's enough to send me to sleep.

Good night all

 

[HughTwo]

Jezza gave his TikTok follower advance warning that he had Phillips batteries coming up!

Now he's told Trevor to wait up for a watch coming up after 11.

It's like they're running the whole operation just for Trevor

 

[Wanderer]

Jezza with Heritor in hand says -

The movement can spin beautifully, have a look at that. You can see it there just ticking away, ticking away.


Err no, I can't its not moving the second hand.

Less than £155 on Amazon - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Heritor-Winston-Automatic-Genuine-HERHR5203/dp/B01G4J6N9W

Wonder if Trevor has one of these on his wall?

https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/1492852736/heritor-winston-semi-skeleton-herhr5203

 

[Muttley]

Jezza gave his TikTok follower advance warning that he had Phillips batteries coming up!

Now he's told Trevor to wait up for a watch coming up after 11.

It's like they're running the whole operation just for Trevor

That's because they make a huge profit just from him. Or he could be a figment of their imagination to get us to buy - Trevor has bought one so it must be good. Would be good if our Trev were to create an account on here, he could have a good chat with the watch experts.

When 'Muriel' created her account she said she wanted to chat about selly telly but really it was just to praise her favourite, namely Peter Simon...

 

[EmmaP]

He was also selling Ice Watches

 

[PhædrusR]

Btw, please all come and contribute to my new Asda thread on here.
Their official Asda community/survey site changed research firms and is now awful, with very little forum/social interaction, so am hoping this Asda thread can start a community of chatters interested in discussing all things Asda.

https://shoppingtelly.com/threads/lets-talk-asda.68785/

Thanks!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

What’s he squeezing underneath the hairy blanket?

I think it’s time to come clean @Ostrichkeeper and just be up front about it!
You are an Emu Keeper in disguise and supplying Ideal World with all their ‘balm’…

Or just maybe you are a charlatan and flogging Ostrich balm and labelling as Emu balm?

Please don’t feel guilty anything for a quick buck eh?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

..or maybe Ostrich balm is the new kid on the block! God help us if IW catch on to this

 

[EmmaP]

Lindsey is on with the washing machine

 

[Hammy60]

Lindsey is on with the washing machine

Just turn on for a second and she's flogging a Dechump watch.

Going on about Parisian & Italian style blah blah, Swiss movement the finest mechanism money can buy.

Does the daft bint not realise it's a Chinese made watch, with a cheap £15 Swiss quartz movement from a UK brand, sod all Parisian or Italian style about it.

Okay switching off again time to do some work, had enough of listening to this bullsh*t from an utterly ignorant annoying shyster.

 

[EmmaP]

Just turn on for a second and she's flogging a Dechump watch.

Going on about Parisian & Italian style blah blah, Swiss movement the finest mechanism money can buy.

Does the daft bint not realise it's a Chinese made watch, with a cheap £15 Swiss quartz movement from a UK brand, sod all Parisian or Italian style about it.

Okay switching off again time to do some work, had enough of listening to this bullsh*t from an utterly ignorant annoying shyster.

But to be fair, she normally sells beauty products

 

[EmmaP]

Krug Baumen now

 

[historymystery]

The med students, should be allowed insurance for having to operate on him

It would be a privilege for them....they could discover the secret of his beautiful, collagen-enriched skin, like that of a 10-year-old (or do I mean 110 year old?). And they could find out how to cure all ailments that ever existed by means of Emu Balm, and buy the rubber scalpel on 3 easy pays at the same time. What more could anyone ask?

 

[historymystery]

Like I said earlier anybody operating on him would need insurance

They'd need insurance AND about six months years of counselling afterwards.:

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[historymystery]

Listening to Peter just sucks the intelligence right out of your brain, you feel dumber after one of his shows.

Personally, I find the wealth of charm, experience of sales technique, overwhelming product knowledge and clear and concise presentations really inspire me, and make this world a better place.....but then I have had a couple of drinks....

 

[historymystery]

I’m getting over excitied about the washing machine

Steady on....it'll be worth waiting for, trust me.

 

[EmmaP]

Steady on....it'll be worth waiting for, trust me.

It was rubbish. But Peter discussed it for 90 minutes

 

[historymystery]

You have to be quick if you want one of the washing machines in green

The reason the green are selling out so fast is because if you got one, you wouldn't notice the grass stains on your shorts/underpants, (delete as appropriate).