Random musings and general banter.

[Kit10]

I wouldn't swear to it, but I think they may be

I think we must think alike. And to get SIX bottles-Amazing

 

[Ant7t]

I don't know about a backside sleeper, but I hate it when my leg falls asleep. I mean, getting up off the chair and nearly falling over coz you put your weight on the sleeping leg, is not funny. Well, it is, but that's not the point.

 

[jayc]

This is why I rarely watch anymore, let alone comment! They spend far too long on stuff which is clearly not selling and anyone viewing just loses interest. I remember before Christmas they were constantly touting the new products they were getting for the new year. Well, it's just the same old shoddy rubbish, just for an hour at a time and there are better things to watch! I much prefer QVC now for background viewing. Yes, it's more expensive but they at least have quality products, demos and mostly quality presenters. I just pop in to IW now to laugh at it really!

Most stuff sold on tjc and iw is on pre order. This means they have no stock and likely being made to order. If other people are like me, then they arn't buying either if last night's sales are anything to go by.
Quick, run to your phone Good luck if you want to wait to get it.

 

[Ant7t]

Another pray tell me. Pray tell me, who in their normal mind would use a room spray as a deodorant?? I remember years ago, my father used Ralgex as a deodorant, but that's not a room spray, and it was the one and only time he ever did it

 

[Wanderer]

Last of the stock....

Coming up at 8.30 yet another allegedly world excusive launch of a H8ter Winston watch.

 

[Kit10]

Absolutely no one. I can’t imagine why I would suddenly decide to use Febreeze instead of Sure. I’ve done some daft things, but I do know the difference between air fresheners and deodorant……

 

[Herring]

Herring, you are alive then.

Saintslad had noticed your absence.

Ah, yeah: I chose to take a bit of break from shopping TV for a while. My partner had a sudden health scare (it all turned out fine after lots of tests —well, fine in the sense it isn't worst case scenario) and I just couldn’t see the funny side of IW for a while, especially all the hysterics and theatrics when peddling pills n’ potions, contraptions n' cure alls.

But it seems like one of IW's limited edition heirloom timepieces of such exquisite value, okay, I ended up bouncing back

Depressing thing about returning is how nothing/little has changed at IW. Same shoddy products, same scammy sales techniques, same simple Simon…

 

[Wanderer]

Absolutely no one. I can’t imagine why I would suddenly decide to use Febreeze instead of Sure. I’ve done some daft things, but I do know the difference between air fresheners and deodorant……

 

[Ant7t]

Last of the stock....

View attachment 31904

Coming up at 8.30 yet another allegedly world excusive launch of a H8ter Winston watch.

This is the last of stock too

 

[Wanderer]

View attachment 31905
This is the last of stock too

We need someone good with paintshop......

Edit - Pedro in a suit, but paired with Gray trainers? Is he taking style tips from Sal or OfZerMasons?

Edit 2 - Those mats are anti skid and anti slip. Are they anti-mercurial, its an important feature.

Edit 3 - Miracle Emu Balm now....

 

[Ant7t]

BREAKING NEWS. The Emu is now an endangered species. The amount IW sell of its balm is the main reason

 

[Wanderer]

BREAKING NEWS. The Emu is now an endangered species. The amount IW sell of its balm is the main reason

I thought they just milked them?

 

[Samki]

Another pray tell me. Pray tell me, who in their normal mind would use a room spray as a deodorant?? I remember years ago, my father used Ralgex as a deodorant, but that's not a room spray, and it was the one and only time he ever did it

They will be selling swafiga as face cream next - oh wait, perhaps that’s the mystery shiny ingredient

 

[Ant7t]

I thought they just milked them?

Not sure I'd want to milk an Emu

 

[Wanderer]

Not sure I'd want to milk an Emu

That's is why its so expensive.....

 

[Ant7t]

They will be selling swafiga as face cream next - oh wait, perhaps that’s the mystery shiny ingredient

I remember when I was a whisker over 16 I had quite greasy hair, and was on the YTS at the time. They 'accosted' me and washed my hair in that, or something very similar. I'm still alive and still have hair, but maybe it could be sold as a shampoo instead

 

[HughTwo]

Not sure I'd want to milk an Emu

Emu never took kindly to having Rod's hand down below!

Do they send Pedro out to milk the Emus?

 

[Battiola73]

Absolutely no one. I can’t imagine why I would suddenly decide to use Febreeze instead of Sure. I’ve done some daft things, but I do know the difference between air fresheners and deodorant……

Unless you’re Patio Pete who seems to have completely lost the plot. He’d say anything to get a sale.

 

[HughTwo]

Trevor has been on Emu Balm for eight months!!

Must be arthritic wrists with watch overload

 

[Battiola73]

I thought they just milked them?

They’ve got to catch them first. Watch out for their kick as it’s lethal.