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Wanderer said:
Sal - You are what you eat.

Not sure what ugly thing she has been consuming.....
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Foghorn Sally hawking quack Emu Oil cures: "I can't guarantee it'll make any difference....but fingers crossed... who knows.....maybe just maybe...possibly it might..."

Wow! That's very reassuring. How do I part with my cash? 🤣
 
“Don’t buy it: try it. Pay the first instalment today, plus your p&p, and it’ll be with you in 3-5 working days. If it isn't everything—and I mean everything—we say it is and more, just return it to us within 30 days to get every pound and penny of your instalment back. We even provide the returns labels."

Ahem …But if you try it… you have to buy it, darlin’.
 
Herring said:
“Don’t buy it: try it. Pay the first instalment today, plus your p&p, and it’ll be with you in 3-5 working days. If it isn't everything—and I mean everything—we say it is and more, just return it to us within 30 days to get every pound and penny of your instalment back. We even provide the returns labels."

Ahem …But if you try it… you have to buy it, darlin’.
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Herring, you are alive then.

Saintslad had noticed your absence.
 
Muttley said:
Are you suggesting that they have a number of statements that they trot out on a regular basis?

You are very cynical...🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Cynical and sceptical are my middle names🤣🤣

Must be from back in the day when I commuted by train to London from the South Coast. British Rail used to have a number of statements they trotted out for the trains being late or not running.

Wrong kind of snow, leaves on the track, driver delayed on an incoming service etc. my favourite was non running of this service due to an incident in Brighton, I was travelling from Bournemouth to Waterloo. Nearly 100 miles away and a two and a half hours away by train.
 
Battiola73 said:
Cynical and sceptical are my middle names🤣🤣

Must be from back in the day when I commuted by train to London from the South Coast. British Rail used to have a number of statements they trotted out for the trains being late or not running.

Wrong kind of snow, leaves on the track, driver delayed on an incoming service etc. my favourite was non running of this service due to an incident in Brighton, I was travelling from Bournemouth to Waterloo. Nearly 100 miles away and a two and a half hours away by train.
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What always annoys me is when they give 3 different excuses for one delay on the Underground. You read one excuse on the TFL website, the sign at the station says excuse number 2 and then the train driver comes out with the third!
 
I'm thinking I should maybe order some Emu Balm capsules for brain fog?

I say that because I was sure Pedro stopped falling and strengthened his core using a stepper.
Then I thought I heard he'd used a vibration plate to cure balance problems and weak legs.
But wasn't it collagen that saved his knees and kept him moving well?

Today, I'm certain I heard him say a treadmill was the thing that worked on his core and legs!

Is it me or is it him who's getting forgetful? 🧐
 
HughTwo said:
Today, I'm certain I heard him say a treadmill was the thing that worked on his core and legs!

Is it me or is it him who's getting forgetful? 🧐
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That was the session from just before lunchtime today that had that effect, not before today.
 

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