Random musings and general banter.

[EmmaP]

And Sam and Ella - the new 95 year olds dedicated viewers…

That’s what Chef Marks cooking provides

 

[Wanderer]

That’s what Chef Marks cooking provides

Most likely, maybe his nickname should be Skid Marks

 

[historymystery]

I've just had an appointment with my rheumatology consultant at my local hospital. She's very pleased with my lack of deterioration but also commented on my cheerful demeanour which can have a positive effect on health generally. I reckon a lot of that is the laughs I get on here. Thanks everyone

Really pleased to hear the good news from your consultant, Muttley - hope you get the same positive news at all future appointments.

 

[Professor Branestawm]

He forgot to sat there is 80 workers sat at their benches in the factory.

And from my experience they must be assembled in a barber shop. They always have hairs in them. And fingerprints. Price wise, Hammy is spot on. I’ve seen them on Amazon around £40.
I feel so very sorry for anyone buying these thinking they have something of quality to pass on. Within5 years it will need a service. At that point its me who has to tell the poor customer that is is, essentially, worthless.

 

[Muttley]

Don’t thank me Muttley I bring depression

No you don't, you say a lot of funny things

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Does Mick Mason have the Tommy Trumpions this evening again, or are his trousers digging in?

 

[EmmaP]

Emu Balm and 3in1 USB Cable tonight

 

[Duke of Cheese]

More of these fashion nostalgia shows today please. Makes me remember walks in Finsbury Park with old Auntie Emmie when I was a child in the 1970s.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Emu Balm and 3in1 USB Cable tonight

Sounds like a worrying combination. Ideally something for post-watershed viewing.

 

[Stockton]

What’s up with Gen. not seen her for ages

 

[EmmaP]

It’s the CBeebies sewing machine.

 

[Ant7t]

Years ago I was involved with multi-level marketing, at the training sessions I attended it was said to be clean shaven at all times, as you cannot trust a man with a beard as he's hiding something.

I say that about people who constantly have a fixed grin on their faces.

 

[HughTwo]

loads of buyers coming in for Beardy Mick's candelabras lol

Sales might be slowing down as he struggles to assemble it.

Ideal if you have a damp hovel and the electrics blow.
Pedro would love to come on like Liberace brandishing one

 

[Ant7t]

loads of buyers coming in for Beardy Mick's candelabras lol

Sales might be slowing down as he struggles to assemble it.

Ideal if you have a damp hovel and the electrics blow.
Pedro would love to come on like Liberace brandishing one

Very professionally done, wasn't it?

And dare I ask, where you'd expect him to be brandishing it?

 

[HughTwo]

Composing my text for the Emu Balm hour.

"Hi guys, Emu Balm seems to cure just about everything - would it work for me?
I'm a pathological liar, have been since I won a BAFTA over 40 years ago. Not only do I tell whoppers, not only do I bend the truth, alright, I can't stop fibbing, exaggerating and misleading people.
Would a slathering of Emu Balm help? Pedro in Cheshire."

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Mike knows the target audience for the shawls. They are fantastic says Mike,and the green and brown one we are calling grey…and the grey one we are calling green and brown…and now a lady collector of shawls calls in…..and then some random guy asking if he is selling watches later….is this April 1st?

 

[Ant7t]

Composing my text for the Emu Balm hour.

"Hi guys, Emu Balm seems to cure just about everything - would it work for me?
I'm a pathological liar, have been since I won a BAFTA over 40 years ago. Not only do I tell whoppers, not only do I bend the truth, alright, I can't stop fibbing, exaggerating and misleading people.
Would a slathering of Emu Balm help? Pedro in Cheshire."

If you did send that, I'd be surprised if it got read on air

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Electric mops now. No doubt an electric mop collector from the Cotswolds will call up soon..

 

[Ant7t]

Mike knows the target audience for the shawls. They are fantastic says Mike,and the green and brown one we are calling grey…and the grey one we are calling green and brown…and now a lady collector of shawls calls in…..and then some random guy asking if he is selling watches later….is this April 1st?
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500 patterns. Made him go ooo.

 

[Ant7t]

Electric mops now. No doubt an electric mop collector from the Cotswolds will call up soon..

What happens if your house is fully carpeted?