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How much lower can this ****** company get 😳
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He has just said his son is 15yrs of age! Proof of his lies then. The other night he was talking about recording Santa coming to the house to bring presents and Mike was disguised as Santa…A 15 year old still fully believing in Santa..(using a camera they were flogging)
I suppose he even believes his Dad is a salesman!
 
Altogether now:” I’ve got a hole in my roof dear Peter dear Peter,a hole in my roof dear Peter a hole..”
“Well fix it dear Mike dear Mike , fix it dear Mike fix it”

“With what dear Pete dear Pete dear Pete with what etc etc”
“With Roofix or is it Roof Guard or Roof Guardian dear Mike dear Mike”
😂twonkers!
 
Market-stall Mike has a mechanic, Graham, he's known for 15 years - comes to the house to service his car.
He asked Beardy if Roofguard was any good.
Of-the-Masons said of course it it and gave him a tin to make a repair.
Mikey buys lots of it and keeps it "just in case" :rolleyes:

You have to wonder where Graham the mechanic was when Hairy Chops broke down in the motorway.
He or Trevor could surely have come and given him a jump start
 

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